over the counter bender

starting with the popular avatar the last air-bender series/movie an over the counter bender is the secret bending style not talked about by the nations of fire,water,earth,and air while anyone can become an over the counter bender it takes much skill and training if you wish to learn just ask your mother she has seen the bending style many times....

Fire bender: dude why is it that my girlfriend is so distant...

Water bender: maybe you should become an over the counter bender ?

Fire bender: but how do i learn such a fascinating art?

Water bender: your mother taught me everything i need to know about over the counter bending...

by BDK bout ma lazar.. December 13, 2010

fender bender

The act of a person turning the speed of their machine "vibrator mechanism" to its max or past max speed thus causing a rash or ripping of the ass or pussy. It can also be caused by the inserting of a massive cock into a tight organ.

Dude she was drunk she accidentally caused a fender bender now she cant put out for a month!!!

by M & C productions May 29, 2010

Sideways Blender

noun, the sexual pleasure enjoyed by a man sticking his penis inside the cut out center of a woman's belly button.

She ended up dying from loss of blood after taking a sideways blender.

by Steve Mobeve November 11, 2004

Black Pudding Bender

One who creates, cooks, bends and ultimately ties both ends together to create a U-shape. Usually a butcher.

A singularly expertised individual.

One who uses up all the off-cuts.

Your local butcher is not fit to lace a Black Pudding Bender's boots.

by Hereticdark September 13, 2011

Brenden

Brenden is a retard who doesn’t know shit and always answers text messages with oof or ah he is usually talking about Star Wars and asking his friends about sex he never know what anything is. No body know what race he is he doenst even know.

Brenden is so Fucking stupid

by Felix Navidad October 28, 2018

bender

Penis, male reproductive organ.

Suck my bender or I'll cut your tits off.

by Arthur Dent June 17, 2005

Bender

Shouted at a homosexual, suspected homosexual, or someone called Ben.

Guy "Oi, Bender!
Gay "What"
Perceived gay "What?"
Ben "What?"

by Adam Himself January 5, 2006