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sneaky bastard

when you're speeding, a cop who:
1.) at night, hides in plain sight without their lights on
2.) hides in one of the "emergency personel only" cut throughs on the highway
and waits until you pass him, then pulls you over
"You saw that cop right."
"No. He better not pull a sneaky bastard."
*sirens*
"DAMN IT!!"
sneaky bastard by superphatgurl March 21, 2010
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jack bastard 

Somebody who is entirely self absorbed and won't do anything for anybody else. Also Sombody who drops another person in the shit.
"dude you just told my wife i'm having an affair, you jack bastard!"
jack bastard by dannyboy1373 December 31, 2007

Indie skinny bastard 

An Indie boy looking like an anorexic girl. Often outrageously hot. Most of them are in an unsigned indie band or plan to be and are that skinny because of their 'alternative' way of life which consists in drinking, taking drugs, going out and starting all over again the next day.
They wear extremely tight clothes and skinny jeans so everyone can see how hot and skinnny they are, so all the people around can feel fat.
'hey check out that hot indie chick over there'
'na thats an indie skinny bastard'
'OMG he's well hot, u think he's bi?'

Evil Bastard with pickle 

1, Person who is evil... and has a pickle.
2, User/eater of pickle, who is evil
3, George Biggs
"Oh my god, george is coming, he's such an evil bastard with pickle."
"Jesus feckin christ look at that evil bastard with pickle."

rat bastard 

used to describe people or things that piss off or annoy you in anyway. used only when describing the object and not to directly insult it. not to be yelled or shouted.

coined by "The Chief", June 2000 RIP
In response to the spider creature that knocks you over in Legend of Zelda:
"aaahh you little rat bastard"
rat bastard by Chris and Andy August 6, 2008

filthy bastard 

Wash your hands you filthy bastard
filthy bastard by Squidy beth December 15, 2013

piss bitch bastard 

n: someone who gets drunk, passes out and pisses his/her pants.