Boat Goggles

Boat goggles describes a lapse in judgment or lowering of standards due to being on a ship with the same few people for an extended period of time. One with boat goggles might consider hooking up with someone on a ship that on land they would not have found attractive. In other words, rose colored lenses but for the cruise line industry.

“Yeah I definitely had boat goggles because he is not cute at all”

“Oh it’s just the boat goggles, they’ll break up as soon as they get back on land”

by Lemonhead98 March 23, 2023

bloatido

A childlike word to describe feeling bloated.

After eating all that bread, I’m pretty bloatido.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 25, 2023

E-boat

Kiowa word meaning to be pregnant

GIRL #1: Man I haven't got my period yet.
GIRL #2: ARE you sure you're not E-boat?

by sally feilds December 29, 2007

Face-boating

Showing off on Facebook by making extravagant and false claims, with the sole intent of showing off to one's peers when having nothing remotely interesting to say about his/her otherwise mundane existence.

David is face-boating, his status is "having lunch with Nelson Mandela."

by rhf123 July 1, 2008

Spaceship Boat

(spayse-sheep-boat) n.
A spaceship boat is a type of water craft originaly created for the movie 2012 that came out in 2009.

This type of water craft is typically associated with redneck rage, as many of the southern persuation dislike advanced technology to a high degree. they express their dislike quite openly.

they are large Submarine type boats that can be seen as a spaceship like craft. Otherwise

a redneck might say
(ex. "THOSE PEOPLE AND THEIR GOD DAMN SPACESHIP BOAT!")

by WeStrikeAgain January 6, 2010

Turkey Bloat

Enlarged stomach following excessive eating during Thanksgiving dinner

Christine: Hey Tai, why are you loosening your belt?

Tai: Yo, my turkey bloat is rolling over my pants. I gotta get some relief!

by christine sixteen November 23, 2010

Salad Boat

A type of mustache that completely encircles the mouth opening. The result of growing both a normal mustache and the rarely seen eel wrangler.

Ahmed sported his Eel wrangler for a week before deciding to just make it a Salad Boat instead.

by Beedubbz June 15, 2011