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kooky bastard

Dan from my gaming group, who is possibly an alien and definitely kind of a racist but who can beatbox adequately.
by The best character April 19, 2014
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left bastard

When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.

Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.

Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.
by Jack_Firerage June 30, 2023
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ugly bastard

When a ugly midle aged man fucks your anime grill after 3 minutes of watching a potensially good anime that turned out to be a creepy huge age gap porno.
"Did you watch that recent hentai on hentaigasm? "

"Yeah dude, WTH! It had an ugly bastard in it. No thanks."
by weebjohnson December 15, 2017
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Bastard rosé

A drink made of a mix of cheap red wine and cheap white wine.

Usually made when there is not enough of either bottle left for a full glass.
You can usually find me on the weekends in my pjs, drinking bastard rosé and watching netflix.
by Vivi^i^i March 14, 2018
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snaggletooth bastard

A short, chipped/missing tooth bastard who stumbles upon society whistling dixie.

May also go by: Chip, Chippy
Have you seen Eddie? That Snaggletooth bastard owes me money.
by Monkey Brainz October 30, 2017
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Robbing Bastards

A way to describe Falkirk Council and Scottish Power
Falkirk Council: "geez £270 so a can fill a pothole with coco popps"
Tim: "fuck off ya robbing bastard"

Scottish Power: "We will be increasing the leckie bill from £12,750,000 a week to £750,450,780.
Mahmood: "Cannae dae that a robbing Bastards"
by Okkaomemoibweiososas March 8, 2022
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Hun Bastard

A German. Or an enemy NPC who pisses you off in a video game's single player campaign (usually WWII focused-started with Call of Duty games.)
(Playing Call of Duty: Big Red One) Damn! That Hun Bastard just pissed me off! Why is he so hard to defeat randomly!
Or (Playing AC 3) Damn that hun bastard (British) officer with his sword, he pushed me off my horse!
by johnstockton89 June 10, 2020
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