Ball Sack to the Ear

Another saying for a bad situation like "this is bull shit"

"I just failed my test. Ball Sack to my ear"
Or "This is just a Ball sack to the ear situation"

by Crack Rock September 9, 2009

ball cramps

Periodic soreness or tightening of the male genitalia. Often coincides with a woman's menstrual cycle due to a lack of sexual contact.

Hey girl not tonight, I still have MAJOR ball cramps.

by anfernee April 28, 2007

ball ring

Much like the cock ring, only it goes around the balls. This is to prevent pre-mature ejaculation.

"Holy shit dude, Cheryl told me you fucked for 2 hours last night! How did you do that?"
"Ball ring,"

by Devin MacAulay September 24, 2006

ball fro

Bushy pubic hair on the scrotum

you need to trim that ball fro if you want me to tea bag you

by elvisnme December 19, 2008

ball dropper

1) One who is depended upon to complete an integral function of a larger task, but fails in a manner which nullifies the efforts of the others involved

2) One known notoriously for "dropping the ball" (see above) often.

"Ok, joe can get the keg and rich can make up the posters"

"wait, Joe can't get the keg, hes a ball dropper, have bill get it instead"

by Meredith July 15, 2003

ball spreader

A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. Same as "ball splitter." Gay erotica.

His ball spreader must have been uncomfortable, but it kept his cock erect.

by bill November 26, 2004

ball drain

i) a person who always kills the mood
ii) someone who always whines and sees the negative
iii) somewho who's attitude is so draining that it puts you in a foul mood

I hate hanging out with Karen. She is such a ball drain.

by Douglas P April 28, 2006