half geezer

A half gallon of whiskey.

Did you want a 5th or a half geezer?

by West Coast Log Trucker July 7, 2019

Half Jemima

this is the less extreme version of the Aunt Jemima gesture commonly made by some negro women and gay men meaning "don't go there girlfriend uhuh".
The gesture is made by placing one hand on the hip and using the other hand to waggle a forefinger in someones face, whilst concurrently swivelling your neck in the ancient egyptian style.

Damn woman don't you gop giving me no HALF JEMIMA, you aint my mama.

by dave namegah April 8, 2011

BEST HALF

(BEST HALF) Is a fe/male may have been known as a

(better half) but a best half represents A deeper feeling for your (BEST HALF)

Me and my (BEST HALF) are going on a trip to Florida.

by ONNY May 19, 2019

Half Print

When your paper is half way in the printer and just STOPS. Usually when you have no ink, or a paper jam.

Juan: Hey amigo, did you get my fax? It's extremely important! Zane: NO! It's at a fucking half print. Fuck printers.

by Koryizzle November 1, 2009

half-vaxxed

Term for people who got first shot of a vaccine but were too lazy and/or moronic to get the second, or waited too long so the 2nd would no longer be effective

Fusion of half-assed + vaccinated

"Hey, you know if Pete is vaccinated?" - Person 1
"Nah, he half-vaxxed it" - Person 2

by agamerwithemail1 May 8, 2021

Halfing Moment

A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.

That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.

by khada October 22, 2020

Twins and a Half

When two people have similar birthdays and the third person has their birthday on one of the others half birthday.

Omg we are twins and a half.

by Depressed_llama January 29, 2020