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African Ceiling Bird

A smoke alarm with a low battery. Note its distinct chirp.
"Let me see that ceiling fan."
*smoke alarm chirps*
"Oh, you have an African Ceiling Bird. You should change that battery. Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."
by GumNut the Wise July 9, 2025
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african tumbleweed

A ball of bigger pubes that blow around your jail cell like tumbleweeds in the wild wild west.
Yo darkie, you better pick up this African tumbleweed of the floor of my hut before I beat the black off you.
by Christbird May 16, 2020
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My African

the most loving African you could ever meet. He will always care for you and be there for you even when yall aren't talking!! He's the best at communicating and puts you as one of his top priorities. HE IS VERY LOYAL AND WILL CHOOSE YOU OVER ANYONE. he will get you attached with out even trying and you will even fall inlove. He's very good at soccer. My African is very fine even though he might not agree with it most of the time. But "my African " only belongs to anaile Natalia Valtierra!!.
Girl 1: look at my African he's fine fineee
by Anailes man March 7, 2023
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African safari

Putting something in between your buttcheeks and passing it to someone else via their buttcheeks via African safari
by Oranjeted August 10, 2025
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african trypanosomiasis

Sleeping sickness, usually spread by the tsetse fly
Oh no!, John has african trypanosomiasis, we have to take him to the hospital!
by ThatChineseKelvin August 18, 2024
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african handshake

A type of Handshake in witch the individual use's their "left hand".
- This coming from a documentary of African Culture where the inhabitants

wipe with their right hand, then shake with their left as to not offend others.
Exp. (As seen in the movie "Meet Dave" starring Eddie Murphy.)

Dave - "Hi, Mark Rose (extends left hand)"
Mark - "Lefty huh? You must be foreign to come at me with that

pathetic African Handshake..."
Dave - (Smiles)
by NumberOneKangaroo November 17, 2016
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african porch monkey

a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.
“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”

“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”
by itsok2005 February 2, 2022
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