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Clitful Thinking

A pun on "wishful thinking," it's when a woman lets her own sexual interest in someone strongly color her judgement regarding the person's reciprocal interest in her. It makes her interpret every gesture from her object of interest as a come on, even when it clearly isn't. This is known as dickful thinking if it's a man.
Her: "So my one night stand from 3 weeks ago hasn't called me, even though I gave him my number and my email. He didn't give me his real name or contact info, but he mentioned he was a professor, so I looked through the online faculty profiles of every university in 100 miles, and found his picture. I think he'd like to see me again but just lost my contact info. Should I email him at the work address I found on the faculty website, or just show up and surprise him after one of his classes? I think he'd like being surprised like that."

Friend: "No he wouldn't. That's a bunch of clitful thinking there - let it go."

Her: "Suzy hugged me last week, so she's definitely into me. Her husband isn't at the party, so I think I should try and make out with her."

Friend: "That's clitful thinking. She's not hitting on you."
by Mai Ainsel February 5, 2020
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Grag

Legendary Tight End Robert Griffin III Gronkowski
Grag is the life and the source of all energy in the universe.
Do not say it in front of him, for he will have no desire.
1. "Without grag, we'd all be dead."
2. "Grag is love, grag is life."
3. "Woooaaahhh, you can't say the G-word."
4. GRAG OUT!
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Thuggizzle Reptizzles

A group of kids that travel with hip hop artist and community Philanthropist Thuggizzle to different events that have to do with Reptiles.
Those kids who love reptiles call themselves Thuggizzle Reptizzles
by Tvgee January 31, 2019
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Phillip Hodge

A foster kid who made it out of the foster care system to make a name for himself as rap artist thuggizzle.
Thuggizzle government issued name is Phillip Hodge.
by Tvgee April 2, 2019
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Immortalized

what j grimes (junior grimes) has become
Junior grimes is immortalized, his ascension is inevitable and the earth shall be his to forever conquer and enslave its people
by U R clueless November 3, 2021
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Shaunfin

Basically an Afro-American male who prefers to date white women.
Mark: Did you see that new guy Tiffany is dating?

Peter: You mean that thuggish guy Lamar? Yeah, he's a real Shaunfin.

Mark: word
by RU486! February 16, 2014
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Bitcoin Pusher

someone that aggressively promotes Bitcoin and other unregulated digital financial instruments on Twitter and other social media platforms. Bitcoin Pushers usually start promoting the financial instrument once it has gain popularity due to its value being pumped, rather than early on based on the actual legitimacy, sustainability or usefulness of said financial instruments. While anyone can be considered a 'Bitcoin Pusher', it is usually used to refer to internet celebrities that are not primarily associated with finance.
All the Bitcoin Pushers really came out of the woodwork once its value got pumped up!

Elon Musk is a real Bitcoin Pusher!
by JuliusCesarus June 27, 2021
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