One for the dogs

A classic variation of the popular saying one for the books also see - cock of the dog.

This trip has been one for the dogs.

by ABigRed February 2, 2024

that one girl in your art class

that girl you want to aggressively fuck until her butthole is torn in halves, she also happens to play fortnite, making her the baddest bitch of all time, you can only dream of her fat ass on your dick

Billy: “yo you know that one girl in your art class”

Timmy: “Yeah lowkey need her, you know why, just look on urban dictionary *winks*

by DaaaaamnDanielDictionary February 2, 2024

Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

hovis one

A hovis one is a girl with the maddest softest back. hovis implies that the back is soft like a hovis loaf of bread.

Yo look over there that gyals got back do you think she's a hovis one?

by J1_6 February 4, 2024

dva one trick

A title held but only the Sexiest of human beings, a DVa one trick holds the upmost dedication to their role as tank and have transcended the veil between the earth and heaven.

“Joeys a Dva One Trick, it’s only rational that we submit to his very being”

by Onetrick Dva🦋 February 6, 2024

One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.

I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.

by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024

YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

And what is your study on an analogous topic going to accomplish other than your own aggrandizement, shit-for-brains? HA! *Long term he says! Ha!

Hym "Yeah, hey, I think you're deflecting to 2nd order motivational principles to detract from a pretty egregious violation of civil liberties in the vein of that E'carceration book. But what I've done is write something people are actually going to read and what I wrote isn't a derivative re-hashing of the same work-salesman talking points. I imagine this is intended to be analogous to a school shooting but that shit is YOUR fault, collectively. That's you not knowing when to let shit go. And if you would have let the trams shit go when I told you to, you'd have 7 extra Catholic kids running around WOULDN'T YOU MATT? And I'm not a fraud. People expect me to be bombastic or something but none of the characters based on me are that. Almost all of them are dispassionate or aloof. Which I am. Is being good at gas station work concordant with virtue? No. And everything I said was happening is happening. I don't know what you expect me to be but I guarantee you're going to expect (deliberately) something you know I'm not so you can cry fraud. But ONKY because I called your favorite psychologist a charlatan. Perpetual uno reverse out of spite but you can't actually think well enough to do anything else. That and YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

by Hym Iam October 8, 2023