Slow Dick

When a rather unattractive man is dating an attractive female, an explanation could be because he has an unusually large penis AKA Slow Dick. Similar to a mentally challenged person having unusual strength (Retard Strength) it is often said that a mentally challenged make has an unusually large penis (Slow Dick)

Reginald is one ugly dude, what does Becky see in him?

I heard he has Slow Dick

Oh, that explains it

by Yermom Ghostuckollidge October 7, 2017

holiday dick

Dick so good and big you cannot have everyday.

Getting fucked by a man with holiday dick is better than getting presents on Christmas.

by Muzquiz September 14, 2017

chum dick

Chum dick: When your dick is so nasty and smelly, it smells like fish bait.

Bill: Tim, you hear what happened to Frank?
Tim: No, What?
Bill: He fucked that skank hoe Tina last night, didn't shower, went for a morning beach swim, and a shark bit that chum dick off!

by ex_lax70 October 20, 2017

gum dick

After having sexual intercourse for multiple hours with a vaginal conaal, you're dick upon pulling out looks like gum.

When I pulled out of Bernice, I looked down and had gum dick.

by Gum Dick June 1, 2017

Turbo Dick

Noun - When you excel 15 mph during intercourse and enter the speed force.

Noun, "That Eugene over there may be a weirdo, but he has a Turbo Dick!"

by OmgItsBigBoy March 9, 2018

litt dick

To be very lit or to be extremely beneficial to the person expressing their feelings using this word

yo that party last night was litt dick bro, we gotta do that again sometime

by Jpahy February 10, 2017

Turkey dick

A unit of measurement and curvature while drinking

Those roads are as straight as a turkey dick

by Perkins March 11, 2017