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cunt ninja

When you have sex in a public place with no one finding out, usually male on female or for a double cunt ninja female on female
Man I was such a cunt ninja with my brother's wife ... Yeah it was at Thanksgiving
by Jeremiah fink keister October 27, 2013
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poon ninja

Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.
Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.
by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 27, 2013
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beach ninja

Beach Ninja is a Gamer and you tuber, he does live streams. At one time was in the you tube group called "Creepers Den"
Hey have you seen Beach Ninja's live streams?
by Beach Ninja September 28, 2013
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Triple Nining

verb, also with n. forms. To be urgently requiring a dump, perhaps turtling or touching cloth, but having to pass a series of trials first. Since in this context you feel like you have a bomb in your intestine, it thus evokes feelings of being in the DS Visual Novel/Puzzler 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors.
Friend: Why'd you shit your pants, Joey?
Joey: I really needed a shit, but my dad started to write me up about the porn on my sister's computer. I was Triple Nining it for ages.
by dstiles October 7, 2013
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porch ninja

a ninja who is to lazy to get off the porch is a porch ninja
by a lazy ninja October 26, 2013
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cloud niner

Younger generation of tweekers who still have their looks and are classier than regular tweekers.
"You would never know by looking at her, that she smokes meth!" shouted Anna. "She's not a tweeker she's a cloud niner!" said Crystal. ;)
by Cloud9erz November 11, 2013
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Oh-Nine Factor

Equal to 0.000000001%. An extremely low probability of something occurring. Was seen in Neon Genesis Evangelion.
The chance of this working is 0.000000001%, or pathetically enough an Oh-Nine Factor.
by DarthShinji January 25, 2014
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