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hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.
Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!
by Pacingtons April 22, 2018
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Derp Boner

We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.
Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”
by Ink Freak December 30, 2017
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booby boner

when it’s nippy anywhere and you boobies ppp out like a cone shaped boner.
wow she has a bad case of the booby boner
by booby bonerz fer lyfe December 31, 2017
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Joy Boner

A penile erection resulting from a feeling of pure happiness. The complete opposite of a fear boner.
After Dave witnessed the birth of his first son he was so overcome with happiness that he sprung a joy boner.
by DingDane January 2, 2018
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permanent boner

A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner
"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''
by Bellend slap May 2, 2018
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TaM-Boned

TaM-Boned: The art is being sprung on the monkey, AKA Blooming Pussy Lips from a country gurl.
Man you got TaM-Boned.

Is that TaM-Bone that good.
Man I need to get me some of that TaM-Bone
by ManMadeMeat January 12, 2018
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tart boner

When you get excited walking into a patisserie and notice how sexy the tart section looks.
Oi! put your tart boner away. There’s enough cream in here without you blowing your load!
by Slippy slipper slapper December 12, 2017
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