Your father 

Stop trying to look for him here. He’s gone. Went to get milk. Maybe you need to go get milk too, you are starving.

Person 1: “Where’s your father?”
Person 2: “He went to the milk store.”

Your father by 29YearsApart October 18, 2020

your mom deez nuts

One of the top powerful insults that can beat the insult 'your mom'. I think.

John : I enjoyed my trip to the mountains
Ronin : I enjoyed my trip to your mom
John : I enjoyed my trip to your mom deez nuts

John was never seen again

your mom deez nuts by Coughee November 23, 2021

your mum is gay 

If someone says this to you just accept your fate as this insult automatically destroys the person who it is targeted at

A: Your mums sucks dick
B: Your mum is gay
A: *cries*

your mum is gay by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017

your family reunion a homosexual communion 

most deadly insult of them all ; worst than ur mum gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, etc. guaranteed to kill your opponent.

Bob : ur mum gay
Jeff : but ur dad lesbian
Bob : stfu fagit, ur grandpap a trap
Jeff : listen here dicktwat your family tree lgbt
Bob : your family reunion a homosexual communion
Jeff : *dies*

your family reunion a homosexual communion by puss puss licker April 12, 2018

your moms face 

A widely used comment to end a very short male-driven argument. It is a unbeatable term used to offend in a mild/serious or comical way.
CERTAIN RULES APPLY!
1. You can only use your moms face once your mom has been used (see example 1)
2. you can not just jump to "your moms face" if this happens a punishment is decided by those around said idiot. (see example 2)
3.Your moms face squared or times infinity does not win the argument/competition, if someone says this punishment MUST happen.(example 3)
4. It can be used even when it makes no sense (example 3)

EG:
1:
steve: your so stupid
dan: your moms so stupid!
steve: your moms face is so stupid
dan:......shit

2:
steve: this chicken's lame
dan: your moms face is lame.....ooooh crap!
steve: you for it now.
Random person: Give him digs

3:
steve: how your arm dude, those digs i gave were hard
dan: your moms hard
steve: your moms face is hard
dan: your moms face is hard times infinity....AHH CRAP
Random person: OOOOHHHHHH!

your moms face by Havos January 29, 2007

Your ass sucks buttermilk

"Your ass sucks buttermilk" is a phrase said in events of disbelief. Used in the same context as "bullshit!" or "no way!" when someone hears something incredible or unbelievable.

Ray: Hey Rog, guess what happened this morning at the coffee shop.
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!

Your ass sucks buttermilk by Travesty360 March 4, 2017

Your sister 

Its a more recent variation of 'your mom'. is often used to insult somebody with or without a sister. used more often now as your mom is becoming out dated. (still only used by douche bags)

first guy: i heard a noise last night what were you doing?
Douche bag: your sister
surrounding audience: OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
random guy: i like turtles
2nd douche bag: i like your sister
. . .

Your sister by turtles are big March 1, 2011