Wizard

Drug slang for an ounce. Derived from the abbreviation oz. Which reads out as OZ. Which then formulates into Wizard of Oz.

Man, Chris picked up a Wizard of some dank headies the other night.

by CritterFur July 10, 2010

Wizard

1. A fictional character, "spell caster".

2. Term used on 4chan, used to describe an awesome person

1. There was a wizard in the forest who gave my mom a larger penis

2. ARE YOU A WIZARD?

by 2ninja4you2handle May 19, 2011

wetarded

When one or more sexy big dick swangin cold pieces of work are together and their individual retardedness combines into a 4th dinensional type unworldly unfathomable awesomeness-ness that is irresistable and unstoppable to all beings.

Them two boys is so wetarded,they make my pussy drip.

Them two boys are so wetarded they make my dick hard.

by Gangster Anonymous February 14, 2014

e-wizard

A computer nerd, specifically somebody very adept at utilizing the Internet. Low-level e-wizards typically gravitate around forums and try to pick up fat chicks with cute messages, but the higher levels enjoy writing Linux programs and making webpages for businesses and prosperous clientele.

Should be used in a derogatory manner.

"Chill out with the Internet chatting, you Goddamn e-wizard." - Chris

"Yo, how goes the e-wizardry?" - Chris

by Zenhachirou November 26, 2005

the great wizard

A 50+ yr old virgin. Usually a loser and a social outcast, an upgraded version of wizard status.

That faggot Kyle is the great wizard of Oz.

by FagFilezz July 2, 2016

wizard

An ounce (28.35g) of cannabis.

Derived from the fact that "ounce" is conventionally abbreviated to oz., which brings to mind the Wizard of Oz.

Dude, if we all chip in together we could buy a wizard!

by stoner_joesiph January 2, 2012

cheesy wizard sleeve

a well used and fermented vagina that droops like a sleeve of a wizard.

that porn star has a cheesy wizard sleeve

by Mount Washington Expedition October 18, 2010