VEGAN

A VEGAN is a person who makes being vegan their whole personality, being a VEGAN is different than being vegan. VEGAN’s try their hardest to make everyone’s life around them a living hell. They will yell and harras you if you eat meat or animal products. They are also known for harassing other vegans for not yelling at people who eat meat. An example is That Vegan Teacher.
Friend one: “Hey, do you want to go get sushi”

Friend two, who is a vegan: “I can’t, I can’t eat fish”

VEGAN: “DID YOU SAY FISH?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE IN THE SEAFOOD INDUSTRY?! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE A VEGAN! THAT FACT THAT YOUR FRIEND EATS FISH AND YOU CHOOSE TO BR FRIENDS WITH THEM SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!”
by Peruki August 2, 2023
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Vegan

Whatever you think a vegan is, you're right.
Vegans are like marmite. You either love em or you hate em. No inbetween. And chances are if you love em, you are one
by Bigtabz March 26, 2023
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wisconsin vegan

Exactly the same thing as a normal vegan with the complete exception of dairy.
Why are you eating pizza? I thought you were vegan.

I am a vegan. I’m a Wisconsin vegan though.
by anonymous October 7, 2023
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Mandatory Vegan

Forcing a passed-out drunk to toss your salad.
Cherie rejected me so she's eligible to recieve the mandatory vegan.
by B4_yourvery_Eyes February 4, 2013
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Trans Vegan

A Vegan with occasional transgressions such as occasionally eating eggs or fish or other things a pure Vegan would not eat.
In order to have a healthy diet I decided to become a trans vegan who is vegan most of the time but occasionally such as once in a month I may eat eggs, fish or even chicken
by Data scientist One August 4, 2024
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Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a piece of celery in her pussy and their vegan partner sucks on it.
Mike: I'm vegan, so I did a Vermont Vegan Vacuum on a girl.
by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016
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