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Urban Academy

Urban Academy is a school created in 1823 by Abe Lincoln and Gandalf, the two decided to team up and open a school. They decided to magically merge into one person, a guise they affectionately called Herb. Urban is famous for having no regents tests and letting it's students pick classes. It also has a rule that forbids people from personally attacking each other, a policy that approximately 3% of the school gives two shits about. The school likes to pretend it has an anti-drug policy but anyone with half a brain knows it's bullshit because about half the school is high at any given time. Examples of classes: The Russian Revolution, Psychoanalyzing Sponge Bob and How to Roll a Blunt. The thing that keeps the kids in check is Herb's Magical Eye Laser attack it does -5 charisma and over 9000 damage, the military is currently trying to create prototypes of Herb's eyes to be mounted on predator drones in the Afghanistan/Pakistan border. The D.O.E breed a vast army of elite Uraki and sent them to destroy the academy and take over all of New York, Herb was undaunted, he started up his Gundam with Laser axe, Anti-Aircraft Railgun and phase armor, with catchy Jap-pop music playing in the background. Standing on the J-rec stairs he repelled the D.O.E's forces for three hours. After slicing the head off of the last Uraki, Herb screamed at the top of his lungs (not very loud) Get the fuck outta my school! After the great battle of J-rec the D.O.E never fucked with Urban again.
"I'm 32 why am I in high school?" "Lol Urban Academy"
by Queens Rage January 27, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

The place to go to learn how to mizz spell just about everything.
yuo cin larn to spill reall gud at urbin dickshunary!

Doood, kewl! Ima go to urban dictionary nao!
by Urban dickshunist October 17, 2008
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urban thesaurus

A website that uses urbandictionary.com to help you sound cooler than you really are, by letting you find better words than the lame ones you already knew. it's here - www.urbanthesaur.us
ever since you found out about the urban thesaurus at www.urbanthesaur.us - people look at you different. you got a promotion at work, men and women want you or want to be you.

nobody understands how one person can sound SO COOL.
by Beeezeee May 6, 2011
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urban dictionary

a site originally dedicated for looking up urban slang, but since about 2005, it's just a site used by lame teens who need to get a life. They put definitions on words they know nothing about and express their sexual frustrations, racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-(insert religion here) views.
Most urban dictionary users don't even know how to use the word they are defining in a sentence.
by ur-ban-dic-tion-ary September 27, 2015
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Urban Spammers

People Who post stupid ass shit filling this site up with rediculois amaounts of retarded ass things Please dont be dumb!!!
see example
Like Omg there is 47 pages of definitions for the word penis seriously can editors please start removing some of these shity definitions that no body cares about ne ways PLEASEEEEEE stop letting these urban spammers post stupid things,as editors we have the option of having them removed so remove a few here and there and do your part as editors
by Brittany is right! January 21, 2009
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urban dictionary

The best dictionary out there today about slang sayings and other funny stuff.
Search _____ in the urban dictionary and you'll find out what that is.
by MauriceDaBeas March 1, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where you post funny and cringe stuff
Urban Dictionary is a crowdsourced online English language dictionary for slang slang words and phrases, operating under the motto "Define Your World.” —from Wikipedia
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