Uncle Ronnie

A man claiming to be your grandpa's brother, who you believe might actually be your grandpa or possibly your dad in disguise.

Chad had another Uncle Ronnie contact him wanting money.

by UncleRonnie September 25, 2019

unbelievable

describes those situations when you juts can't understand why someone or something can't do or see the blindingly obvious.

word for the jaw droppingly stupid

why is it a fly can have 200 eyes and still not find its way out of a room?

by screech April 24, 2004

Uncle Ben's

A refrence to when a man has an orgasm with a girl in the same time that it takes to make "Uncle Ben's", minute Rice. Cumming in less than 60 seconds.

Steve: " I hear you fucked that girl last night."

Kevin: "Dude, I couldnt help it, it was 2 years since my last time, I "Uncle Ben's" almost as soon as I got it in."

Steve: "Sorry to hear that, did you take a Gatoraid break and try to fuck again."

by Cookieman00x December 27, 2011

Uncle Gregory

One who enjoys the the male genitalia.

Elton John is such an Uncle Gregory.

by Shovel Face November 22, 2005

and bobs your uncle

Well, its used to say "And there you go. That simple"

I have no idea where it come from.

Click that there, and bobs your uncle!

by skenmy August 23, 2004

uncle-ray

(v.)(Slang/Informal) To give a of lack details and/or display an absence of common courtsey towards another.

Don't go camping with him, he'll uncle-ray you and you won't know what's going on.

by Brandon May 15, 2004

Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle

Combination of "Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle" and "bro." A bro cannot be both a bro and a boyfriend/husband at the same time. If he's with other bros, he acts one way: usually vulgar and rude. If he's with his girlfriend/wife, he acts another way: sweet and charming. He can never act exactly like a bro if he is with both bros and his girlfriend or wife.

One often observes the Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle at weddings.

by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015