A book series that has no plot, no character development, and is about how you can't have fun in life if you don't have a boyfriend. Go Harry Potter!!!
"Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." -Stephen King
by StarKid Potterhead December 14, 2012
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Man, I'm embarrassed to admit I fell victim to the most recent twilighting movie release...I Am Number Four made me glad I "missed" the first three.
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Best. Book. EVER. I probably wouldn't know but twilight are the only four books Ive readen and it's actually good. The first movie sucked but you should read the books theyre fucking awesome. I swear ill never read a book again, its horrible to be like a BOOK. Ugh.
Girl 1: OMG, twilight saga is like the best ever!!
Me: They sure are, have you read the books btw?
Girl 1:Tots.
Me: Wasnt it great that Carlisle gave Esme her own isle and that she lets Edward and Bella have they're honeymoon there?
Girl 1: WHAAAAAT? THEY MARRIED?!
Me: And you call yourself a fan? Loser.
Girl 1:Wait, they really married? :O
Me: Stupid, stupid. Girl you probably should have stick to Justin Gayber.
Me: They sure are, have you read the books btw?
Girl 1:Tots.
Me: Wasnt it great that Carlisle gave Esme her own isle and that she lets Edward and Bella have they're honeymoon there?
Girl 1: WHAAAAAT? THEY MARRIED?!
Me: And you call yourself a fan? Loser.
Girl 1:Wait, they really married? :O
Me: Stupid, stupid. Girl you probably should have stick to Justin Gayber.
by hatinposers July 6, 2010
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by Harkeet Chadha May 25, 2007
Get the twight mug.A terrible book written by the new hit author, Stephanie Meyer. It's about a 'smart' girl who throws her life away for a abusive boyfriend, and is also rather 'sophisticated' due to the fact that she likes Shakespeare - however, she has only been seen reading such books once or so, and seems to have little or no impact on her. Other main characters are the abusive boyfriend and an equally abusive friend, two guys who fight over her for most of the series. The interesting characters lack development, and are only there to take up space.
Obsessive fans of Twilight are called 'Twitards;' strange, rabid creatures that one should be very cautious around. They are known to flame forums with offensive reviews in all caps with horrible grammar, and in more violent cases when their pathetic book is insulted, they may claw your eyes out, bite your head off (literally), stab you repeatedly, burn you at the stake, or fix cement boots to your feet and drop you into a quarry.
If you see a Twitard or the book their cult is circled around, DO NOT MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT. Twitards need little or no reason to attack you, and the book has the power to burn your eyes out with one glance. Should you glance at the book, you must cleanse your eyes IMMEDIATELY by reading all of the Harry Potter books in quick succession, followed closely by watching all of the movies. It would be a good idea to also watch the Potter Puppet Pals or A Very Potter Musical (found on YouTube) just in case.
Obsessive fans of Twilight are called 'Twitards;' strange, rabid creatures that one should be very cautious around. They are known to flame forums with offensive reviews in all caps with horrible grammar, and in more violent cases when their pathetic book is insulted, they may claw your eyes out, bite your head off (literally), stab you repeatedly, burn you at the stake, or fix cement boots to your feet and drop you into a quarry.
If you see a Twitard or the book their cult is circled around, DO NOT MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT. Twitards need little or no reason to attack you, and the book has the power to burn your eyes out with one glance. Should you glance at the book, you must cleanse your eyes IMMEDIATELY by reading all of the Harry Potter books in quick succession, followed closely by watching all of the movies. It would be a good idea to also watch the Potter Puppet Pals or A Very Potter Musical (found on YouTube) just in case.
Me: "I just told a chick that I didn't like Twilight...."
My Friend: "HOLY SHIT! Are you okay?! What did she do?!?!?!"
Me: "She tried to burn me at the stake, saying that I must have been polluted by the witchcraft in Harry Potter...."
My Friend: "...Do I really want to know what you did to her?"
Me: "No."
My Friend: "Tell me anyw-"
Me: "Trust me. You really don't."
My Friend: "HOLY SHIT! Are you okay?! What did she do?!?!?!"
Me: "She tried to burn me at the stake, saying that I must have been polluted by the witchcraft in Harry Potter...."
My Friend: "...Do I really want to know what you did to her?"
Me: "No."
My Friend: "Tell me anyw-"
Me: "Trust me. You really don't."
by aint-no-muggle November 20, 2010
Get the Twilight mug.Twilight is a book by Stephanie Meyers. It is the bible of the 21st century. The book can be compared to how Hitler was addicted to getting rid of the jews. As Twilight is addicting.
Woah, Twilight is the best book ever!
YOU'RE READING TWILIGHT!!?? WHAT PART ARE YOU ON!?
OMG you have to read Twilight!
Don't conform to Twilight! It's a poor mans Harry Potter.
YOU'RE READING TWILIGHT!!?? WHAT PART ARE YOU ON!?
OMG you have to read Twilight!
Don't conform to Twilight! It's a poor mans Harry Potter.
by youdontknowmeha January 22, 2009
Get the Twilight mug.A book by Stephenie Meyer about a girl named Bella Swan who moves to Forks, Washington and meets a mysterious boy named Edward Cullen. Once she learns his secret, that he is a vampire, they end up falling in love.
by Twilight Princess November 12, 2008
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