tool shed

A place to "hwhack it." It is very important to emphasize the "h" at the beginning.

Butthead: Hey, Beavis, hu-hu, Mr. Anderson's coming.
Mr. Anderson: Hey! You boys better not be out there hwhackin in my tool shed!

by CapnCratch September 4, 2009

Tool Fag

A die heart tool fan. if you criticize tool in any way, a tool fag will snap and possibly kill you.

Tool fags will say Maynard's lyrics are deep and profound, but in reality his lyrics could mean anything or nothing at all..

Jim: Man, tool's singer sucks balls, its like he's singing with his nose or something.

Simon: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NOOB, TOOL DOES NOT SUCK IN ANYWAY ESPECIALLY NOT MAYNARD! HE IS THE BEST!!! AHHHHHHHHH :@@@@

JiM: WOW UR SUCH A TOOL FAG

by ILISTENTOTOOL January 3, 2009

tool-ism

The act of being a tool, or a douche bag/cock master 7000 type person.

"Dennis stop being a cock balls, ur practicing tool-ism rite now!"

by NEIL PATRICK PATRICK/SANTO January 7, 2009

Tool Twat

a stuck up girl that thinks they are cooler than they actually are. they think they are the focus of everyone's attention or are better than everyone when in fact they are not. Most of these seemingly innocent young women are really only out there for their own personal gain and have no regard for the feelings of those around them and use them like tools.

What a tool twat I thought she was really into me but I guess she just wanted to use me to get what she wanted

by Mountain top mafia October 16, 2013

tool manufacturing company

A degree of tool.

1. tool manufacturing company
2. toolshed
3. toolbox
4. tool

Man that cracka is such a tool manufacturing company. He needs to get laid fosho.

by Alundra October 2, 2006

tool bag

A male between the ages of 18-24 who wears clothing that is way too baggy. You can find him walking next to a girl who should obviously be with you instead. He can often be spotted wearing a flat-rimmed baseball hat that represents a team in the NL East. When approached and intimidated, he will constantly wipe his mouth with both hands before he is about to fight. On the road, he can be found in his mother's car. Examples: Audi, BMW (beamer).
He will be gripping the wheel at 12 o' clock and will be bouncing his head to rap artists who nobody has ever heard of.

"Look at that tool bag over there. How on Earth did THAT guy get THAT girl!?"

by BFass December 18, 2012

tool squeezer

a home , batty boy , stink dinker , punter or over all ass pounding chump.

"they guy in the pink shirt with the emo hair cut and tight pants is a tool squeezer"

by bonegigger April 23, 2006