By throwing your picnic blanket into the ferns a short distance from the path, you then make your way to the blanket and the undisturbed ferns then pprovide a modicum of privacy. Thus, you are able to indulge your ladies desire for outdoor persuits with reduced risk or being seen.
Simon: My Mrs wants me to fuck her outside but I don't wanna be seen by some Scottish pervert.
Adrian: Give her a fern ticket then.
Adrian: Give her a fern ticket then.
by Big Pimpin Radfad October 8, 2009
Get the fern ticket mug.A facebook tickle, or a fickle, is a feeble attempt at a frape often by a girl to one of her close friends, which has no serious implications, and may even benefit the 'victim'.
''Luv *friends name* soooo much!!! bbf4lyf 2k11 hehehehe''
''dude is that meant to be a frape? more like a facebook tickle''
''could be getting fraped right now but i'll let him off...''
''pussy! shoulda just fraped him, that's just a fickle! :P''
''fickle?
''facebook tickle >.<''
''dude is that meant to be a frape? more like a facebook tickle''
''could be getting fraped right now but i'll let him off...''
''pussy! shoulda just fraped him, that's just a fickle! :P''
''fickle?
''facebook tickle >.<''
by manbearcamel April 27, 2011
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and the big spoon is a man
and the man gets excited
an erection forms
the man then flexes his penis repeatedly
moving it up and down
tickling his spoon partner
there was a safe sex psa a few years back
it said spoon-tickling is the safest kind of sex
safer than masturbation
safer than people who have sex with watermelons
sure
the watermelon people disagreed
but it made sense to me
i've been spoon-tickling ever since
and the big spoon is a man
and the man gets excited
an erection forms
the man then flexes his penis repeatedly
moving it up and down
tickling his spoon partner
there was a safe sex psa a few years back
it said spoon-tickling is the safest kind of sex
safer than masturbation
safer than people who have sex with watermelons
sure
the watermelon people disagreed
but it made sense to me
i've been spoon-tickling ever since
Josef twitched his throbbing gristle against the small of Helena's back as she slept. He loved to spoon tickle in secret and continued for quite some time before falling asleep himself.
by mooseman 92 June 22, 2011
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-Man dawg what does your ole lady think of your beard being so long?
-Bro, you know she can't resist the bootyhole tickler.
-Bro, you know she can't resist the bootyhole tickler.
by Dj normax March 12, 2017
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by imchillen December 14, 2017
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Get the Fudge me tickle mug.When several people surround someone and proceed to tickle the fuck out of them causing them to drool, piss themselves, and possibly even induce brain damage from lack of oxygen.
"We ticklefucked john so bad that he pissed all over my house."
"To enter into our homo group you must let us ticklefuck you for 48 seconds."
"To enter into our homo group you must let us ticklefuck you for 48 seconds."
by Beau T December 19, 2008
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