Tromboning

Tromboning-Adjective
the act of stuffing a trombone (instrument) up a womens vagina.

1: bro what did you do last night?
2: I was tromboning this chick so hard.

by the bineapple man November 8, 2020

Purple Trombone

Love trumpet

She liked the flowers so much, I even got her to play the purple trombone.

by Neil H May 27, 2004

Rusty Trombone

Damn! I had to read 53 WRONG definitions of the RUSTY TROMBONE! It has nothing to do with gay dudes, reach arounds, or assholes. It's when you fuck a chick ON HER PERIOD, then she immediatly blows you. Blood has a distinct taste that can well be described as...rusty.

Guy#1: Yeah, so did you hear Blake was dating that weird, goth, "Twilight" chick?
Guy#2: Hey, I bet he gets the old rusty trombone no sweat.

red wings

by dawnpatrol February 18, 2011

Throwbizzle

Throwback Or Throwback Jersey

YO check out my fresh throwbizzle!!!

by SANTOS January 26, 2004

Lob throb

The female equivalent of blue balls. Named for the sudden rush of blood to the labia when she is aroused, causing swelling, throbbing, especially when the female is unable to get her rocks off from said arousal.

Nicole spotted the strapping young man from across the bar. She made eyes at him, so she approached. Before Nicole could make her move, the young man's girlfriend emerged from the restroom to sweep her man up, leaving Nicole with a tremendous lob throb (LOB-THROB).

by Blue Balls Lob-throb McGee May 20, 2011

throwback

a nasty looking girl that you pick up at a club or party thinking she's ok, then after a while you realize she's not as good looking as you thought.

guy a: dude i went home with this fugly chick last night and i didnt realize it til we got back to my place.
guy b: haha a throwback huh? what did ya do about it?
guy a: i told her i was sick and threw up in the bathroom so she left

by douchon February 24, 2008

tromboned

total annihilation from cannabis intoxication

I'm tromboned out of my curlers!

by twed April 23, 2004