the pen is mightier than the sword

A phrase that literally means you could cut someone in half with a pen.

Meh.

I slayed the dragon with my pen that was mightier than the sword.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 1, 2003

less than slash three

The literal pronunciation of </3, which is used to demonstrate hate.

I less than slash three you!

I hate you toooo!

by TheTim569 February 18, 2009

fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit)

People who use apostrophes to make words plural.

Yes, you are a fuckwit.

by Andy80586 December 21, 2003

In more shit than a Werribee duck

Meaning in very deep shit.

Expression from Victoria Australia, where there is a major sewerage treatment plant in an outer suburb of Melbourne called Werribee.

Thus any duck in Werribee is said to be in a hell of a lot of shit!

Obviously The name of Werribee can be substituted with the name anywhere with a large sewerage treatment plant or anywhere with large amounts of untreated sewerage.

"The cops caught up with Freddo, he's in more shit than a Werribee duck now!"

by Captain Colvan June 7, 2012

Soccer is better than hockey

Soccer...the sport that everyone says "look at how fake there injuries are!". I'd love to see you get hit in the face with a cleat or knead in the throat or slide tackled or get the ball kicked in the face...you might say " oh that doesn't hurt" but in reality it hurts A LOT! hockey you have all this protective gear on and in soccer you only have shinpads! Fun fact...there have been more deaths in soccer than in hockey! I understand that in hockey there is a puck that is travelling 120 k/ph but in soccer if you actually know how it feels to be hit in the face with a cleat and broke your jaw or get ur eye punctured out bye a cleat bump...youve experienced true pain! In my opinion soccer is better than hockey!

Soccer player: have you ever experienced getting your jaw broke bye a cleat, or getting your eye punctured out?
Hockey player: well shit...
Soccer player: damn right soccer is better than hockey!

by Ilovesoccer2018 June 17, 2018

I more than Love you

The feeling that overpowers your mind, your soul, and your body. Your every breath is for them. You fall asleep thinking about them, you dream the whole night about them, and you wake up for them, just in hopes to see them that day. Your heart belongs to them, and beats at the same pace as theirs. Without them, you're lost, and with them, you feel complete bliss. When you see them, the butterflies are uncontrollable and your heart stops beating. They are the only thing you see, the only one you want, and once you kiss them, you're lost in a trance, your own world. You would rather be miserable without them then be with them while they're miserable. You sacrifice everything for them. You change the hurt they've cost you to hope. Hope that they will be better. It hurts to hold their hand because your heart is pounding through your chest. You can't fall asleep without hearing their voice everynight. You remember their every word spoken to you, and you can't ever forget their smile. Everything you do revolves around them, for they complete you. They are your other half. They are your Forever. Your Always. Letting them go will never be an option, Never giving up is your only option.

Baby, no words can explain my feelings for you, i more than Love you, Forever and Always.

by Gimpy Loves Whimpy April 27, 2009

slicker than cum on a gold tooth

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.

I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016