1. When sitting in a park and your friend discovers a spider approaching your lower back going for your bum. This spider could be aiming to actually get inside your bum, therefore becoming a bum spider.
2. An imaginary STI where if you have anal sex too much, spiders will become attracted to your bum, then being able to be passed on to someone else who has anal sex with you.
2. An imaginary STI where if you have anal sex too much, spiders will become attracted to your bum, then being able to be passed on to someone else who has anal sex with you.
by HelenaLexxiFoxxx September 29, 2010
Get the Bum Spidersmug. The act of allowing a large spider to run up and down the shaft causing stimulation until climex is reached; thus rocketing the spider into the cosmos.
by Arachnophiliacs September 24, 2011
Get the Cosmic Spidermug. A vagina that has been out of use for so long that it has come alive. It grows eight legs, lots of hair and it also shoots webs.
No 1: I had a rough woman last night...
No 2: What happened?
No 1: I think she had a spider flange 'cause when i was trying to sleep i felt something wrapping around my leg...like a web.
No 2: Raging for you. I heard you got fruit gummed....
No 2: What happened?
No 1: I think she had a spider flange 'cause when i was trying to sleep i felt something wrapping around my leg...like a web.
No 2: Raging for you. I heard you got fruit gummed....
by potato pusher December 31, 2010
Get the Spider Flangemug. Hey, quit lookin' at my spider nipples!
Don't laugh at my spider nipples please.
Look at the spider nips on that one.
Don't laugh at my spider nipples please.
Look at the spider nips on that one.
by spidernips June 18, 2014
Get the spider nipplesmug. The sequence of pulling out, and spitting in your hand, then blowing your load on the spit. Then tapping your partners shoulder, and flinging the gunk palm side up at her face and yelling, BLAA!
by J-Rizzles October 18, 2008
Get the Spider webmug. by tyyrytryuetyuery August 6, 2008
Get the rock spidermug. The act of positioning ones arms between their legs and thrusting towards the ground shrieking loudly like a spider monkey.
Tom came home after an exhausting spider monkey with Sherry. Then sherry came home and Tom grundel thundered her (look up grundle thunder)
by Wagner/ Thrasher May 15, 2006
Get the Spider Monkeymug.