fake business trip

Often abbreviated as "FBT" its a trip, typically a long-weekend golf/beach trip that men take as a means of avoiding their wives/girlfriends and getting into some good old fashioned trouble.

1) 1: "Dude, my girlfriend's been nagging me for weeks now, I can't take it any more..."

2: "Sounds like its time for us to take a fake business trip"

2) "Hey Steve, we're tryna FBT this weekend...you in?"

by TakinCareOfBusiness February 4, 2012

business person's orgasm

ones' naked body being covered with $100 bills!!

severe titillation when looking at ones' giant bank balance!!

worship of money going well beyond any form of sexual release!, -especially applicable to non-orgasmic females!!

john did that deal, then looked at his balance sheets, and had a business person's orgasm!!

when i had sex with her, she couldn't "get off"; but when we finalized the mcfoolsley deal, she was all smiles!! and seemingly titillated...-SPOOKY!

sarah palin signed the new 'deal' and got 'moist', having herself a business person's orgasm!!

she "parked tocks" in the new mercedes and proceeded to have herself a business person's orgasm!!

by michael foolsley October 31, 2011

None of your business

A rude way to prevent someone from joining a conversation when they’ve done absolutely no wrong

Person 1: what kind of music are you into?
Person 2: I like pop music, especially J-pop, that’s the best kind
Person 3: I like J-pop, too!
Person 2 to Person 3: that’s cool
Person 1 to Person 3: None of your business, GTFO
Person 3 leaves and cries

by Delete this account now July 2, 2023

super-busy

The "busy" that excludes the important people in ones life.

Implies "I've got better things to do than spend time with you. Can't you see how busy I am?"

"I can't see you tonight; I'm super-busy at the moment"

by oztvc January 28, 2009

business casual face

The expression on a porn starlet's face when one or more actors are executing the scene with her.

Man, when that third guy stepped in she nearly lost her business casual face and looked like she was not enjoying it.

by blitzone April 17, 2008

minding your business

Worrying about anyone but yourself

"Girl did you hear.."

"You need to be minding your business!"

by pettyparms May 11, 2017

Better Business Bureau

An abstraction, or a layer of complexity, formulated by businesses, by which to channel the angst of their customers into endless bureaucratic processes with no other purpose than to make the aggrieved customers go away.

Filing a complaint with the better business bureau sure was a waste of time.

by Mario R. Sanchez September 11, 2008