filing

To rub the length of one's penis along the outside of the vagina to stimulate the clitoris.

Dude in the middle of having sex with my girl I pulled my penis out and started filing her, she loved it.

by Filer March 1, 2016

filing cabinet

A filing cabinet is formal term for a person that exhibits little to no intelligence, provided that they have a functioning brain. Many people mistakenly use terms like "stupid", "retarded" or "mentally handicapped" in place of such a word, but those words are reserved for people without a fully functioning brain.

You're such a filing cabinet.

by thomasgreen June 9, 2013

filing a dispute

the act of nutting, ejaculating, or cumming.

AJ was filing a dispute even though it's no-nut November.

by yungdairy November 22, 2018

filing it away

Putting a mental picture in your personal spank bank for later use

Guy staring at a naked girl..
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Just filing it away
Girl: Filing where
Guy: My spank bank

by Mitchy Slick September 18, 2013

Filing My Taxes

Takin a big fucking shit

"I'll be right back guys, gotta filing my taxes real quick."

by Gay Ass Jimmie May 31, 2018

Filing Papers

to masterbate

“yo bro i told my gf i was filing papers to her ass”

by nailuee April 30, 2023

jewish filing system

The term given to the practise of accepting documents for storage (or further reference) when in fact they are just thrown into a pile that is discarded after a few weeks.
Usually the jewish filing system is put into use when documents are "too important" to immediately throw away but aren't important enough to sort for retrieval (as nobody ever asks for them)

The accounts department wants us to keep taxi receipts for possible later use? Sounds like a waste of time, I'll use the jewish filing system"

by squeaker4x August 16, 2010