An antiquated slang term meaning cat, used in an endearing way to signify importance. Popular in the 70s-90s urban USA.
Would you 'care for my crystals for me? I'll be out of town for a few days. Don't worry about the food, just check in on them once in a while.
by Optiso March 9, 2021
Get the Crystalmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025
Get the If That Is Your Insane Then Let Met Haunted House At This House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hangmug. I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".
I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
Get the Crystal Gayle already has blue eyesmug. by Big schlong No March 28, 2021
Get the Piss crystalsmug. Crystal is a funny, calm girl. She probably is dating Malakai, and likes stuffed white bears named Puffy. She loves sports, especially softball.
by JayBird-Jamie March 30, 2022
Get the Crystalmug. 
by RUWet.TTV January 17, 2019
Get the crystal with a Kmug.