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testie blowout

1. A sudden increase in the pitch of ones voice during speech, usually for the duration of one syllable only. Similar to the process a teenage boy undergoes during puberty but far more sporadic and therefore more humorous for onlookers. Incidence is increased during periods of excitement and is also seen to be directly proportionate to the number of people listening.
2. May also be used literally by the stupid and uneducated to describe a sudden increase in testicular size such as that associated with conditions like elephantitis.
1. "Hey guys, what's happENing?"
2. Doctor: "Well Sir, what seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "Well..as you can see, I'm experiencing testie blowout."
by Sam June 18, 2004
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Testiclees

A Roman Gladiator who was driven insane by his own name.
Hey! Testiclees! ....Are you nuts?
Hey! Testiclees .....You got some balls!
by StuPedasso October 10, 2012
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testickle

by devil herder July 11, 2004
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Testicular Manslaughter

John's wife committed testicular manslaughter when she had him return tampons to the drug store.
by Reginald Beckwith December 14, 2010
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gym-tastical

A combination of gymnist and fantastical.
Fantastic, crazy sex involving multiple positions and lots of gymnast -type moves that require a wide range of flexibility.
My muscles are sore from a night of gym-tastical sex.
by Linguist_2006 August 17, 2009
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armpit testicles

The little balls of deodorant that form on your armpits when your deodorant balls up (only happens with white deodorant)
I knew that deodorant was no good... It balled right up and gave me armpit testicles!
by Foxygrrl1214 May 16, 2005
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Testitude

–noun

1) -to overcome danger, adversity, difficulty with inner strength derived from ones testes.

2) Testosterone fueled resolve or action.
Guy 1: Man, I don't know if I could've set my girlfriend's house on fire after she dumped me.

Guy 2: That took serious testitude.
by Roger Brunswick December 15, 2008
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