self-inflicted tax cuts

what high-powered, wealthy douchebags entitle upon themselves while passing on massive tax hikes to the little man. Have no effect on the ability to hold high ranking position in Democratic cabinet, as long as the cuts are treated upon discovery. Also known as "goth taxes", since they apparently cut themselves.

Tim: Hey Tom, have you given yourself any self-inflicted tax cuts lately.
Tom: Yeah, but I got caught and now I'm fucked.
Tim: Ha Ha. I got caught and now I'm secretary of the Treasury. Pay up bitch.

by beer thirty February 5, 2009

death n taxes

The Justice Squad of the washed up, unsuccessful, rock world.

Man, that band was so Death n Taxes. They just sucked.
Ugh, dude, they just kept playing that same old boring quasi-metal shit. It was so Death n Taxes.

by himynameisblank January 6, 2008

yoshi commits tax fraud

Yoshi is a dirty bastard who doesn't pay his taxes untill he grows some balls and pay his taxes this drity bastard will not appear in any games soon

Yoshi commits tax fraud . Dirty bastard.

by Anonymous Teen 133 April 12, 2019

IRS Can't Tax Money

money you get illegally. from anything from drugs, to gangs, to whatever.

We're talking that bad money, That IRS Can't Tax Money, ya dig me.

by IRS Can't Tax Money October 20, 2008

New Hampshire Sales Tax

Money stolen by a prostitute after her john has already paid her for her services.

So named because New Hampshire has no sales tax. This term was coined by an unlucky customer who stated "I knew they must have gotten it somewhere."

After I passed out that bitch took her New Hampshire Sales Tax.

by gothhenge September 22, 2004

above my tax bracket

A high maintenance girl who would require an income level greater than yours to support her lavish lifestyle. They are usually found at clubs with high cover charges and surrounded by fifty guys who all pay for her.

Two guys catch a hot girl decked out in designer clothing, Gucci glasses, Manolo stilletos, and more jewelry than small African nations posses. One says to the other "Check out that one over there," and the other notices the money leaving his pockets and says "no way man, she is way above my tax bracket"

by John from Texas June 19, 2008

tax that ass like woah

This phrase can be broken up into two parts. "Tax That Ass" is to have sex with a female in a manner that depletes the energy of the female; in a sense, "taxing" her stamina. The second part, "Like Woah," emphasizes the taxing of the ass.

1) That bitch desires my penis, I'm about to tax that ass like woah!

by Markobrad October 18, 2006