the next morning after having sex, masturbating, etc.
and you have to pee and when you start peeing you urinate two streams.
and you have to pee and when you start peeing you urinate two streams.
by schmidtyyyyyy!!! November 23, 2009
Get the a tail of 2 streamsmug. When you just barely escape an area after some serious shiz goes down. Usually involves fleeing from incoming cops, or somebody's really strong mother.
My buddies and I lit fire to Mrs. Lindon's rose beds while she was home. I got my tail over the fence, but Rico and Hugh got sodomized by a mop handle.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
Get the tail over the fencemug. When a scrawny white guy fucks a big black red headed bbw who is handicapped from falling waist first in a pool of acid.
Morgan and Chase ran an orangutan tail fuck on their neighbor until satisfied, and then subsequently burned her house down.
by kinky horse balls December 16, 2021
Get the orangutan tail fuckmug. A slang phrase used to emphatically suggest that someone should be reeling in their unacceptable behavior that could be seen as embarrassing or perverse.
He was stumbling and groping for his man-hose as he unzipped his pants outside the neighborhood liquor store and heard a person yell from a passing car, “Hey buddy, tuck it like a tail, will ya?!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023
Get the tuck it like a tailmug. A slang term for raccoon. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though.
Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?
by Wolf89 March 17, 2008
Get the Ring Tailed Banditmug. Titties that are flat at the top and long while curving up towards the nipple causing them to look like beaver tails.
by ROCKY D January 24, 2020
Get the beaver tail tittiesmug. A woman (or women) of sexual interest, that prefer alternative approaches to traditional Western culture, and have interest in spirituality, mysticism, holism, and environmentalism.
Frank: "Cults are great for attracting new age tail."
Dee: "Guys, you can't go straight to fixing apartments and getting young, new-age tail. You can't do that. That takes years of brain-washing."
Dee: "Guys, you can't go straight to fixing apartments and getting young, new-age tail. You can't do that. That takes years of brain-washing."
by boringoldorange January 5, 2018
Get the new-age tailmug.