switch hitter

The practice of masterbating alternatively with the left and right hand. This prevents ones dick from bending to the left or right after many years of jerking it.

Women love my straight cock. The secret is being a switch hitter.

by smalldong November 25, 2013

switchfuck

Sexual technique practised by two gay males wherein the top and bottom switch periodically (usually just before cumming), thus ensuring fairness to both partners, prolonging intercourse and generally making the whole damn thing a whole lot more horny!

Goddamn babe, your ass is so hot but I don't wanna cum yet... let's switchfuck; do me for a bit and we can make it last all night.

by @__Matt__@ January 1, 2009

Switch off

Mostly relating to a show called "the vampire diaries". It basically means to be hurt so bad that you cant handle it anymore so you turn your feelings off and not caring about anything or anyones feelings. Not even your's.

"She / she left me so i turned the switch off"

by Siredtolonelyness March 25, 2017

Switch

When Skiing,snow bording or skating when You go the oposite way from your Natural way.

yo I did a massive switch 900 off of that cruck booter

I hit that rail switch

by Frostfireddd June 5, 2005

Light Switch

When you flick the female clitoras as if it were a light switch, in a light switch motion.

Larry: I totally Light Switched that girl last night, she loved it.
Dickbuttkiss: Yes you did.
Larry: Yes i did.

by DrNufario April 4, 2011

BV switch

An obscure body modification practice, but growing in popularity and often performed by unlicensed surgeons in the backs of customized vans. The procedure involves the switching of the vaginal and anal canals inside the body while leaving the outside of the orifices intact and unmodified. After the surgery is complete and the patient is fully healed the girl will be able to poop out of her pussy and get impregnated through anal sex. Not to be confused with the BV flip.

person one-"her twat tasted so bad she musta had a BV flip, cause that slizz tasted just like shit"
person two "I think you are confusing a BV flip and a BV switch again"
person one-"sorry sir"
person two-"just dont let it happen again"

by Legodogel October 9, 2012

big red switch

Switch that completely de-energizes (or kills) a device. From early IBM PC's which had a Big Red Switch on the side connected to the main power feed.

It's out of control -- hit the Big Red Switch!!!!

by Anonymous March 30, 2003