kelly stalking

stalking someone in every aspect of their life

girl 1: she's following my blogs, my twitter, my facebook and myspace"
girl 2: "oh.. so she's totally kelly stalking you"

by lindsay lohan lady gagaa March 3, 2009

Standing Still Shoes

Sexy high-heeled shoes that are virtually impossible to walk in, but you buy them anyway because they are for
activities that don't require walking.

L: "I'd break my neck walking in those"
D: "So don't walk in them. Buy them for standing still shoes. Your boyfriend will like em!"

by standing still girl July 22, 2009

e-stalking

Shannice

Shannice e-stalking Doung Dara through google and youtube

by 1234467898765 June 17, 2011

Standing 69 Cartwheel

A sexual move often performed by gymnasts or dancers. It involves both partners in the Standing 69 position usually with the lighter partner backwards. The standing partner proceeds with cartwheels until he or she hits an obstacle. This often results with both partners simultaneously tightening their jaws on the recieving partners genitals, which ultimately leads to severed genitals and/or severe cuts.

I did a Standing 69 Cartwheel with Kalee and she ended up biting my cock off when we ran into a wall. In return, I bit her clitoris off.

by Jay Danger June 2, 2007

standing ova-tion

Where a man sticks both of his feet in a woman's vagina.

I heard Sarah has had a standing ova-tion five times!

by JimmyDubroc December 3, 2010

cone stacking

A Cone Stacking is a sexual act in which a female lies on her back, and outreaches all her limbs toward the ceiling forming a point, wrists to ankles (bondage optional) while the comes along and plows her hard repeatedly, balls a'slappin', making a rythmic stacking noise.

Hey Jen, how was the date last night?

Oh, it went well, but I’m sore as hell. Jack and I tried a cone stacking, and not only are my wrists and ankles stiff, I got a charlie horse, and red mark on the base of my vagina.

Oh, so you’re being sarcastic?

No, not at all. The man plowed the shit outta me.

by QuantumIrony October 12, 2013

Spanking Spoons

A metaphor for homosexual sex.

Man, Todd and Jim were spanking spoons all night long!

by Skiddy March 8, 2005