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The bannana split

When a human(mostly man)is receiving oral from a monkey, and the monkey mistakes his Penis for a bannana than bites it off. On occasions it proceeds to anal fuck you.
by Micheal harsch March 29, 2017
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Split second cranberry sauce

Wanna watch me make my split second cranberry sauce? To late you blinked
by Little UnderLord November 25, 2023
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Split crack

The part of the bathing that goes inside the girls asshole
You see that hoe over there she’s wearing a split crack
by anonymous January 12, 2022
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The Iraq Splits

the act of doing the splits on a camels hump to stimulate your g-spot
i went to the zoo and i just had to try the Iraq splits
by thecroatiancrockpot February 2, 2023
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Banana Split

When your hitting it from the back and your dick pops out and slides up between her ass-cheeks.
Girl: whyd you stop?
Her dad: i just made a banana split!
Girl: hurry and put it back in!
by itstherealme May 21, 2019
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Split Louvain

The (sex) act of laying down on an ice rink (preferably the one in Leuven, Belgium; the city after which the Split Louvain is called) butt-naked on your stomach and have someone ice skate on one leg right in between your buttcheeks.
My butthole is tingling, I could really go for a Split Louvain right now.
by Aarshaartje February 5, 2021
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vag-split ween

Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?

Coworker 2: In between

Coworker: In between who?

Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!
by Slavid November 4, 2021
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