Sperm squeeze

Refers to the action of having an orgasm.

Oh, Imma bout to Sperm squeeze on my girlfriend!

by The rush hour... September 21, 2016

sperm overload

Excess amount of sperm deposited in a person that cannot be digested, absorbed or regurgitated. Usually manifests itself in an obvious sperm belly or leakage from the orifice where it was deposited.

Look at the belly on that bitch. Definitely suffering from a major case of sperm overload.

by Frankie Footer February 13, 2021

sperm goblins

Exactly how it sounds someone who gobbles sperm

Theres sperm goblins in the woods

by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022

Waste of sperm

The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.

It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.

Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.

“Homie just spent 45 minutes explaining his NFT portfolio… waste of sperm.”

by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 11, 2025

Sperm

Its you bro
You’re sperm

Friend: hey did you know you’re made out of sperm?
You: oh

by ThatAsianGuy420 December 22, 2022

sperm spit sack

someone who sucks so much >:(

thinks theyre deep
ruins the mood
thinks theyre mature for their age
has a bad meme page
denys being a femboy

very ugly

dead mom

sam/ john/ jason : “ok alicia/estrella :|”
us : “ok sperm spit sack :|”

by sperm spit sack October 7, 2020

sperm coat

1.) a nice healthy load of ejaculate anywhere on a woman after intercourse. Preferably around the chest area

“That chick I pounded last night was so hot I had to pull out and give her a sperm coat all over them giant titties!”

by KoofDillinger August 15, 2021