Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.
Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.
by Alzorbongus June 21, 2024
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Sperm Whale

When one gets a girl pregnant and 7 months later, once she is well into the third trimester, that same individual has sex with the same girl, pulls out and spaffs on her pregnant belly and then says "hey look, a sperm whale".
He turned to her and asked if he could make her a sperm whale.
by Pregosaurus13 January 02, 2021
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Sperm whale

A woman takes a load and blows it through her lip gauge in the air and splashes on her face like a blow hole
by Gymjones July 03, 2021
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Sperm and Eggs

A sorry excuse for a human being.
by Paige9622 September 01, 2018
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Sperm Turkey

When a girl is getting mouth fucked and you bust in her mouth so she sounds like a gobbling turkey
Luke: I was mouth fucking this chick last night and when I was cumming she started gobbling like a sperm turkey.....I was so jealous that she got to experience that.
by DarkCoffee July 15, 2021
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