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Theres only 2 good things about soccer.
1. Watching those fucking foreign assholes beat the hell out of each other because they think their teams better.
2. When a player fucks up they take him out back after the game and put him out of his misery, like an old horse.
by fuck your world August 26, 2003
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98 soccer

1) a game from the 90s which is played on nintendo 64

2) something really incredibly gay
Woah man pop quiz today, thats SO 98 soccer!
by forkinator October 18, 2008
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Soccer

Soccer, or futbol, is the worlds largest sport. It requires an extreme amount of skill and natural talent. Usually made fun of by American Football players, when in reality, the sport "American Football" is only a fraction of the size of futbol. It is also proven that to become a professional soccer player, it takes twice the amount of practice compared to an American Football player, you also need a high amount of athleticism, unlike "American Football". This sport is commemorated every 4 years with a "World Cup".
An example of the highly skilled game soccer, people should check out is the Barclay's Premier League
by Willy S June 19, 2013
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soccer or TRUE football. the one that came first.its the greatest game invented. to those that call it a pussy/gay sport, it beats the shit out of nfl and nrl cause it involves skill and endurance and palyers dont go prancing around hugging each other like these so called manly sports. im a soccer player and i dont feel the slightest bit gay when im training at the same time as the womens team. there is some dam fine ladies running around in little shorts just metres away. yeah thats so gay.
soccer rules
by andy kripple July 7, 2008
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Soccer

First of all, it's futball not soccer. what gives America the right to change a great sports name into something that gay just because a gay sport has that name. Fuck America and their shittty futball team. England all the way.
It's futball not soccer bitch
by A Rebel October 14, 2010
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tha gayest sport where a bunch of dick licking brazilians kik tha ball around and try 2 get it in the net the size of a brazilian home
Brazilians are so poor afghanistan laughs at it
by Chody June 21, 2004
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Lebanese Soccer Match

When two lesbians simultaneously pleasure each others privates with their feet.
Ever since Mandi got her new pedicure she and Erica have been playing Lebanese Soccer Match nonstop.
by surfninja June 5, 2010
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