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Sharting my britches

When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited
that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches
by kassideeIsbetter February 18, 2023
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ala shart

When you think you have to take a large dump, but it comes out in little pieces one at a time.
I though I had to take a huge dump, turns out it was ala shart
by rockmongrel October 17, 2023
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Shart

A shart is basically a fart and a shit combined, you know when you fart and it turns out to be a shit, yeah thats what Shart means.
"Yo bro, i just sharted, stay away from me or the smell will get to you!"
by Isacc bals October 24, 2023
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Shart

A shart is when you fart and shit at the same time. Basically, it's when you think you farted, you actually shat.
"Yo bro, I just sharted. Stay away or the smell will get to you!"
by Isacc bals October 24, 2023
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sharts-icle

an ice cream cone where someone/something has sharted inside of it.
"Hey mark, wanna go buy some sharts-icles at Dan's Market?"
by egc01 December 28, 2023
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shart

when you fart and shit at the same time. it stinks like shit
bob: did you just shart
billy: maybe
by poltzer January 19, 2024
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Shart

Sharting occurs when faeces exit the anus as a result of an atomic fart. It is often unintentional and is most common in cases of explosive diarrhoea.
Friend A: Omg what is that stench
Friend B: Sorry. I think I sharted. I have to go.
by shartlooty January 30, 2024
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