khaki sacker

Term used for a married person at work or in the military that brings a lunch to work every day thats packed in a brown bag by their wife. Also known as a "brown bagger".

We're going to Mcdonalds for lunch today. All of the Khaki Sackers are staying put.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

The Shocker

The act of inserting 2 fingers in the poontang and 1 in the ass.

Going to town with one in the brown.

by JohnD July 20, 2008

olympic slacker

An individual who, whether he or she knows it or not, displays great achievements in the slacker lifestyle. Extreme laziness, mild obesity, hygiene challenged, or combinations of all three are likely signs. Drugs and other special substances may or may not be related to the cause. It is more than likely that there not.

Man, I am such an olympic slacker. Its like what, five in the afternoon, I haven’t bathed, brushed my teeth, and I'm still walking around in my now smelly sleepwear from last night.

by R***** October 16, 2008

Cake Smacker

The process of annihilating a female from the rear in order to make the female's ass cheeks smack together, which in turn creates a very audible clap, as if you were smacking your hands together.

They call me Jack "Cake Smacker" Johnson.

I Schmakkkked dem Cakes.

by 3K1NG3 August 10, 2009

oreo smacker

someone who fucks with alot of black people.

" man that girl is a big oreo smacker."

by woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. October 6, 2009

whiskey shocker

basically your standard whiskey shot but after throwing it back, you stick your tongue on the end of a D battery

Hey Jim stop being so mopey were gettin ready to go get shit faced at the bar.

Ok Jack, I'm just gonna take a couple whiskey shockers and that will wake me up.

by trigger mikes March 30, 2010

Corn Shuckers

The technical term for a Homosexual Farmer

"Hey Bill, are there any Corn Shuckers on farmers only?"

by Smiffle August 25, 2015