The situation in which you say goodbye to someone, believing that you are about to part ways, only to discover that the person is actually going in the exact same direction as you. This results in a lingering sense of awkwardness as you decide whether or not to restart the conversation.
After wishing each other well and promising to reconnect soon, Nick and Varun started walking the same way. There was an uncomfortable silence for around 30 seconds. "Wow, I sure hate premature salutations!" exclaimed Varun. "Yeah..." chuckled Nick nervously.
by VNFP October 10, 2018
Get the Premature salutation mug.When you walk by a girl who has a great ass OR if a girl shows you her amazingly sized and shaped ass, and you are feeling quite enthusiastic, then you may raise your hand to your forehead and give the ass a salute. It is one of the most respectful gestures you can make toward a woman
Jimmy: Yo did you see Alexis' ass last night
Billy the kid: Yeah she showed me and I gave her an Ass Salutation. Then she showed me her puss
Jimmy: What the FUCK!!!!! She only shows that to guys that she wants to fuck
Billy the kid: I smashed. She has a huge clit dont worry. It would never fit your egg shaped cock!
Billy the kid: Yeah she showed me and I gave her an Ass Salutation. Then she showed me her puss
Jimmy: What the FUCK!!!!! She only shows that to guys that she wants to fuck
Billy the kid: I smashed. She has a huge clit dont worry. It would never fit your egg shaped cock!
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to have sex with multiple people (mostly humans) and to take part in other sexual activities. we call this, the slut.
ad slutem fallacy: using the number of people you have slept with to your advantage
EXAMPLE:
jon: “your so annoying i wish you would just shut up!! no one likes you!”
abby: “WeLl AcTuAlLy, 🤓👆i’ve slept with over 12 guys sooooo some people DO like me!”
in this situation, abby uses her slutiness as an excuse to why she’s not annoying, when i’m reality that makes her even more annoying.
to have sex with multiple people (mostly humans) and to take part in other sexual activities. we call this, the slut.
ad slutem fallacy: using the number of people you have slept with to your advantage
EXAMPLE:
jon: “your so annoying i wish you would just shut up!! no one likes you!”
abby: “WeLl AcTuAlLy, 🤓👆i’ve slept with over 12 guys sooooo some people DO like me!”
in this situation, abby uses her slutiness as an excuse to why she’s not annoying, when i’m reality that makes her even more annoying.
abby uses her slutiness to win an argument. but her logic teacher called her out because this was an Ad Slutem fallacy.
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Once motorized butter-making machinery was invented, da term "naturally salted butter" referred to simply sprinkling on da crystally-white stuff by hand.
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