rule 34

there is porn of everything somewhere.

Bob: is there bird porn?
Steve: Apply rule 34
Bob: O GAWD

by ducky1998 October 18, 2012

Rule 245

The rule that SSoHPKC is always hot.

Person 1: "Whoa, Seamus looks so weird with that derp face doesn't he?"
Person 2: "Rule 245, rule 245."

by Goldhugz July 30, 2011

The Applebee's Rule

A rule usually made among a close group of high school or college friends stating that the first person in the group to lose their virginity gets a free dinner at Applebee's paid for by the other members. The rule can sometimes be extended to include all members with the last one usually getting a steak dinner marking a celebration of entering adulthood.

Yo, I just lost my V-Card, are we still going through with The Applebee's Rule?

by Noiren October 21, 2018

sidewalk rule

When a man and a woman are dating, the man walks on the part of the sidewalk closer to the street and the woman walks on the inside of the sidewalk further from the street.

*girlfriend and boyfriend walking on the sidewalk not following the sidewalk rule*
woman: “let’s switch spots in order to obey the sidewalk rule”
man: “the what?”
woman: “…it’s time to break up”

by Grace knows best March 28, 2022

Rumesh

The most awesome amazing wonderful guy i have ever had the pleasure of meting. He is super smart and funny, and the nicest guy to anyone.

I love Rumesh, he is so amazing

by Sexy-Minx July 7, 2012

Castle Rule

When someone attacks you in your own home, you have the legal right to own their ass.

Crackhead breaks into your house, you yell "Castle Rule!" and then proceed to stomp their face in.

by JG1L November 13, 2009

Age Rule

The rule (invented by wise men but which should also be adopted by wise women) which states that half your age plus seven is the youngest acceptable age of a potential romantic partner. (Does not work inverted.)

Example: "C'mon, man, she's legal!"
"She's 19; you're 26. Just because she's not jailbait anymore doesn't mean you should date the girl. Don't you know the Age Rule?"
Number Example: 26/2=13. 13+7=20.

by UnashamedBitch October 11, 2012