Pokemonlake 

An online pokemon game created by a greek "girl" named erry who consistently moans and bitches about Pokemon Deluge getting more users. She likes to flood and spam her chatrooms in all capital letters. The game she "coded" has many flaws and misspellings and grammar mistakes, often pointed out by people with a 10th grade education. That witch is the reason why many 9-13 year old kids are completely retarded and hopeless in today's society. The chatrooms are located on IRC on the SurrealChat network.

There, 9-13 year old kids can "role play" as their favorite pokemon or pokemon trainers. They don't know how to role play. Also, they all apparently hate on Justin Bieber because of his manly voice, even though every person who plays PokemonLake sounds the exact same as him. The laketards (an affectionate name for the kids) have also taken the initiative to form e-relationships with people that they hope are girls.

Bryan: Hey, I'm really depressed. My girlfriend dumped me. Maybe looking in the pokemonlake chatrooms would cheer me up!
Mark: Yeah! Those pathetic little 10 year olds can make always make me chuckle when I'm feeling a bit down in the dumps!

(10/10/10 03:18:44PM) <Special_Pikachu> *throws thunder stone to evee*
(10/10/10 03:18:59PM) <Special_Pikachu> Use it!
(10/10/10 03:19:09PM) <lil-eevee> evolves into vaporeon

(10/08/10 09:49:55PM) <shadowmew> mew mew mew mew tuggs on platinums pants mew mew mew mew we're goin bck in time 2 find ur past life and change things after that we'll go 2 sapphires past then i'm goin 2 save my sister ok

(10/11/10 07:32:45PM) <mystic_dragon> eats a elaphent so it hits rikku and she/he falls into mystic dragons stomach acid with the elaphent on top of her

Pokemonlake by bodnast October 14, 2010

Facebook Pokemoning 

Spending time on facebook adding people to friend list just to collect some, and not particularly cause you know them.

Computer : Suggestion : Johnny Smith - add as friend

Facebookpokemaniac : Gotta catchem'all !!! ***clicks on Johnny Smith***

This is facebook pokemoning.

Facebook Pokemoning by akafimmy July 14, 2009

PokeManiac 

Someone who, like me, is completely, totally obsessed with Pokemon. Usually own at least three Pokemon games, and numerous plushes, collectables, trading cards, and paraphanailia. Refers to Pikachu when talking about renewable energy sources. Often claims girl/boyfriend to be Misty/Ash Ketchum.

Guy One- hey, y'know that nerd's name over there?
Guy Two- The one with the Pokemon deco all over her textbooks?
Guy One- Yeah, the PokeManiac.

Guy Two- Oh, that's ________.

PokeManiac by suika-watermelon June 4, 2011

Pokemanz 

The cooler, more Bill Cosby way to say Pokemon.
Said by all the cool kids on the interwebz.
On Gaiaonline, anyway.

"lolol, i'ma go catch me sum pokemanz ;'D"

Pokemanz by MinaGoBoom August 8, 2009

Pokemoan 

Sound made by Pokemon Go! players when the servers go down, the battle freezes, or the game otherwise glitches.

You could hear the pokemoan at the pokestop when the server went down.

Pokemoan by esekaese July 18, 2016

pokeman 

wrong way of spelling pokemon. usually use by parents.

Principal: You cannot play pokeman at school.
Kid: its pokemon u fuckin retarded bitch.

pokeman by i fuck dogs for money September 24, 2004

Pokemoning 

Pokemoning (also spelled "Pokémoning") is the act of dating multiple partners (or having multiple friends) in order to collect all the desired traits that's very likely to not exist in one single individual. Named so because you "Gotta Catch 'Em All."

Person 1: "Okay. I have my Sex Idiot, my Intellectual/Sophisticated Girl, my Tomboy FWB, and my Aging Squirtle. Who else am I missing?"
Person 2: "Pokemoning, I assume?"
Person 1: "Yeah. What do you think about a Crazy Tattooed Goth Chick?"
Person 2: "Gee, how many 'Pokemons' do you have?"
Person 1: "Oh, silly. The plural of Pokemon IS 'Pokemon.'"

Pokemoning by M.Powell October 18, 2012