stool pigeon

One who sits and waits for things to get better but does nothing to help himself.

The stool pigeon's laziness waits for things to happen.

by LIZA with a Z January 05, 2021

Stool pigeon

Stool pigeon is a person that sits around all day and does nothing.

Mei: What does Jim do for work? All I ever see him do is sit on the porch all day reading the newspaper.

Nads: Who knows? I think he's just a stool pigeon.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019

Pigeonning

a common past time kinda just vibing but...pigeon

"hey exams are over, I'll probably be pigeonning for the next few days, you?"
"squek"

by pigeonsaresocool August 26, 2021

Beach Pigeon

A seagull, but for dumb people.

"Hey look, it's a beach Pigeon!"
"A what? Do you mean a seagull?"
"Ohhhhh, yeah I do hahaha"

by Dangly dongolies April 27, 2020

call in the pigeons

to order cocaine, to call in a bag

now i've had a pint i need to call in the pigeons

by Poohtash July 24, 2019

dildo pigeon

The specific circumstance in which a pigeon gets hit by a flying object often identified to be a dildo (size may vary between 2 and 15 inches, the bigger it is the more likely it is to have joined its fellow dildopigeons in heaven)

Person 1: did you see, that pigeon got hit by a dildo. Its a dildo pigeon now
Person 2: yea just like your mom last night

by Dildopigeon August 10, 2024

wonder pigeon

an exceptionally ugly pigeon who wonders around people's yard looking for suitable places to take a shit on

Joe: Yo, what happend to your yard bro?
Mike: the unthinkable wonder pigeon brah

by numbaOneStunna October 24, 2013