pootinany pie

quite litterally, a fine piece of ass

see poon

w0w that pootinany pie last night was so good

by jimbob February 15, 2003

Cream Pie

When You Eat A Pie Made Of Ejaculation

Cream Pie

by pussydestryer69696Mr.NiggerBot April 13, 2017

Book of Pie

The holy book of the Church of Pie. It tells the account of the creation of pie and foretells the coming of the ultimate pie. Important figures include Mister Q and Uberman.

Thou shalt not dare desecrate the holy Book of Pie.

by Anonymous member of the Church of Pie February 22, 2005

Raspberry Pie

When having sex on your period and after you squat over your partners balls and let the blood drip all over them... yummm raspberry pie

I so Raspberry pied my husband last night!

by Heather Kardy September 11, 2008

Oatmeal Pie

The most delicious of the "Little Debbie" snack cake products, nothing more. If anyone says otherwise, see urbandicks.
Better known as "Oatmeal Creme Pies".

Oatmeal Pies come in boxes of 12, I recommend buying them.

by minari-naga March 25, 2005

Mmm Pie

When you totally want some pie.

Dude, mike was all like, mmm Pie!

by tenbadgers April 16, 2009

goose pie

Can be used as a replacement for any word in the dictionary. Often perceived to be a "dirty" word.

Larry - Hey be quiet!

Butch - Or What!?!

Larry - I'm gonna' take that "goose pie" and shove it up your #!@.

by Jonathon S. February 15, 2009