Phat

Something of great magnitude

"I'm bout to take a phat nap rn"
"Yo I just took the phattest L on that physics test"

by Phatnap October 18, 2017

phat-ass tucket

When you intentionally shit your pants while riding a mobility scooter.

Michael did a phat-ass tucket at the McDonald's drive-thru.

by Manuele Pepe November 4, 2017

phat uncles

the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.

1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!

by messy bun October 29, 2017

phat shame

A phat shame is used to describe something that is upsetting or a misfortune that is especially big. Invented by Caitlin

"I'm alllergic to pickles"
"oh that's one phat shame"

by Caitlindudlyke November 2, 2017

phat

(Slang) great; wonderful; terrific

My paycheck is phat around the holidays.

by knoxlad December 18, 2017

phat titties

a pair of boobs that are enormously big, but aren't the kind you would enjoy. Often associated with Pancake Nipples.

"Damn! That girl's got some 'Phat Titties'! Ewww!"

by trixisforkids3 December 20, 2017

Phat

Other definitions say this word stands for Pretty, hot, and tempting, but I believe it actually stands for Pretty, Hot, and Thick, or Pretty, Hot, and Thicc.

"I'm phat."
"What? You're not fat."
"No! I'm Pretty, Hot, and Thicc."
"Oh! Too bad this isn't the freaking 80's. Stop using that word.

by Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 19, 2017