Jack the Track

When you create artificial traffic by actively using a bunch of bots or phones in a single vehicle to dissuade other gps users from using the same pathway as you.

Steve: Yo we gotta be in LA in less then 10hrs, lets make like Moses and Jack the Track!
Kenneth: Ok let me just boot up these 50 phones and run google maps to the same spot , No traffic no static.

by Capuchin for Hire August 11, 2023

Money tracks

Tracking receipts or a trail of money

She had to find her money tracks to submit for expenses

by Moneymaker01 August 12, 2021

Dirty Track

The Dirty Track is the sexual act of starting a vintage shop and selling clothes. You hereafter get the customers (primarily men) to come over to your house, and when they knock on the door you come out comepletely nude. This will shock the customer, but this step is very important. You grab them on the shoulder and say "Torben man, I want to suck your cock." The customer is going to question their sexuality and run away crying while yelling that a naked ginger man tried sucking their cock.

Guy 1: Man, i had to get therapy after i got Dirty Tracked

Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.

by TobberSlobber February 14, 2022

Warning Track

Sticking just the tip of your Dick in another mans ass.

My buddy LSN went warning track last night on some new guy to see if he liked it.

by ITFT August 18, 2021

Men's track

What's possible is only possible if you fight all the way through to the end and you won't fight the whole way through if you lose focus halfway through. The Olympics are almost over and there will be plenty to get distracted by afterward, no matter what mishaps you had yesterday, you can still finish strong so that you don't feel like all the work is ahead of you in life.

The Olympics is almost over, but it's not over yet. Men's track isn't beyond redemption if they want redemption, but they've really let some slips get to them and get them stuck for a few days.

by The Original Agahnim August 6, 2021

Peker tracks

The spots or stains a penis leaves on sheets, couches, seats, ect after intercourse without a condom.

My father-in-law warned me not to leave peker tracks on his couch.

by Kilkrow July 15, 2025

Track

A smelly sport

When I joined track I didn’t know it would be this smelly.

by Colorfulsocksarecool January 11, 2021