Smut Lag

The feeling you get when you find out a really hot
porn actress is retired after seeing her in a adult
movie tube video.

Bro I thought I was going to become a porn star & do like 10 movies with this bitch but I found out she has 10 kids with a second husband and got smut lag!

by breadstickprotector October 7, 2011

A Lag

Defined as a large group of Bibites, the titular organism from the evolution simulator game, The Bibites.

"I found a bunch of bibites moving together in a lag using the herding neuron."

by AnnoyedSonic June 1, 2023

mama lag

When your mom accidentally comes for no reason and you stop doing what you are doing

I had a mama lag today when my mom came to my room

by Princess Karen January 18, 2022

Virtual lag

Lag that inexplicably appears on your computer for no reason at all and affects the entire device.

I've been playing my game for over an hour, but now there's some pretty extreme virtual lag.

by electricpants February 19, 2017

t-lagging

Lagging in satisfaction

Tyler is so t-lagging lately

by ta1011 November 5, 2014

Lag Skating

When one's lag in a video game causes them to randomly slide around as though they are ice skating.

My connection is so bad I'm just lag skating around! This sucks!

by FlakJack July 1, 2011

Bet Lag

The phenomenon that occurs when the losing party of a bet repeatedly forgets to grant the winning party its winnings due to apparent "memory loss".

Bet Winner: Do you have my 5 bucks today?

Bet Loser: Sorry, it's in my other wallet. Tomorrow for sure

Bet Winner: Damn, you have some serious bet lag!

by lagmaster69 October 14, 2011