Lag

The worst thing ever. Lag is as ugly as trump's balls.

Guy: My game is laggy
Guy #2: Then grab some bleach.
Guy: Ok!

by Shrekt738 December 2, 2016

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.

I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !

by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025

Soul-lag

–noun
a temporary disruption of the body's normal biological rhythms after at least 24 hours without sleep dancing to 100 mph soul records.

Following last nights 12 hour soul extravaganza I spent the next few days with soul-lag.

by Soulgirl March 6, 2009

Alternating lag

Rare but really annoying form of lag, it gives you anywhere from 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of freeze, and then flips to 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of decent FPS.

So, I have half a second to run away from these blazes, before it freezes me for 1.5 seconds, to so I DON'T experience to full fun of running away from blazes... FUCK YOU TO HELL, Alternating lag!

by Itz Rob August 27, 2016

Ket lag

When you do a bump, it doesn’t hit so you do another.

Oh I didn’t feel that at all. Oh wait I’ve done too much, I think I had ket lag.

by Gfxdesigner93 January 25, 2022

lag

When someone isn’t texting you back in a timely manner. Even if they texted first.

Damn I wish Emily would stop lagging on me. I just wanna talk to her.

by dome skillet April 5, 2020

Mr. I Lagged

That one dumbass who always says he lagged.

Mr. IL: wow I’ve lagged
A: Okay Mr. I lagged

by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz May 22, 2023