Flaming Straight

A man whose outward appearance, mannerisms, speech and affectations would lead any observer to conclude they are an out and proud gay man. Except they are totally straight.

One look at the comedy stylings of John Mullaney and you'd think he was gay but he's just one of those flaming straights.

by Zebexster December 5, 2020

Flaming Dragon

After the guy blows his load in the girls mouth he smacks her in the back of the head causing her to spit it out giving the effect of a dragon breathing fire

I gave that dirty slut Jessica a Flaming Dragon and she sprayed my load all over the wall

by Greg Walton July 23, 2006

blue flame

The ignition of a fart.

To fart while holding a lit lighter a few inches from ones butt-hole. "You should have been there last night, when Jonny lit up a blue flame and burned his asshole"

by brogers July 11, 2006

toot on a flame

The act of farting onto an open source of fire.

Thomas thought that around the campire it would be fun to toot on a flame.

by Sean B May 24, 2006

Flaming Flipper

A sexual technique whereby a condom covered penis is swabbed with rubbing alcohol removing any lubricants. Aforementioned penis is quickly inserted into partners anus causing a vocalization akin to a porpose being set aflame.

"No, everythings fine officer. It was just the old Flaming Flipper."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 18, 2003

Flaming Conway

-adjective
1. A sexual move intended to be performed by homosexual men, in which after intercourse the "giver" pulls out a lighter and ignites the "takers" fart which results in a mass of fire.

-noun
1. An alcoholic beverage consisting of, but not limited to a shot of each of the following vodkas, mixed with a dash of sprite, lemonade and garnished with a cherry.
-Vanilla
-Raspberry
-Orange
-Peach
-Lemon
-Pear
-Blueberry

-adjective
1. Gary accidently singed Todd's eyebrows with his near perfect execution of the Flaming Conway.

-noun
1. After drinking only 3 Flaming Conways at the bar, yet still consuming around 21 shots, Sam had to be taken directly to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.

by Chessie K. January 12, 2008

Flaming Wedgie

The most extreme type of wedgie; While two or more people lift a victim off the ground by giving him a wedgie, a third person lights the victims underwear on fire.

Person 1: We should definitely give that kid a flaming wedgie soon....he's being a real bitch
Person 2: wanna monkeychug?
Person 1: Ya but lets make that dickweed's asshole swelter in heat first .
Person 2: ok man

by CelerySticks April 8, 2009