number 9

A random word used to say "what a dumb arse"!

Teacher: What mood are you feeling today?

Student: Today I am feeling a bit idiotic...

Cool kids out the back: Oh man...number 9 fo shizzle!

by vegiepop September 1, 2006

number one fan

someone that you devote time of day to that you hope will acknowledge that effort and become your #1 fan

Look, there's Kevin talking to his number one fan...she actually looks interested.

by eyes for you November 18, 2009

Avocado's Number

Avocado's number is the number of avocados in guacamole.

Person 1: How many avocados do I need to make guacamole?
Person 2: Avocado's number, 6.022E23 avocados/guacamole

by Chemmi838 January 24, 2013

number man

Trustworthy responsible person that you can count on.

Thanks for helping us number man. We can always count on you!

by san ban yo August 12, 2011

"number 8"

When you shit, piss, cum, excrete snot, sweat, blood, puss, and a fart all at the same time.

"Holy fucking shit man i just did "number 8"

by TIMMAH von SHIT September 14, 2007

numbertard

Term for idiots whose blog comments are numbers (i.e., FIRST! FRIST!!!1, or any variant thereof). Is especially for, but not exclusive to, those who post "FIRST!" despite knowing their post is NOT first, resulting in an epic fail at cleverness.

READER COMMENTS
1. steve - July 29, 2008 4:02 PM
What is the point of this blog post?
2. htownboiii - July 29, 2008 4:09 PM
FRIST!!!!!!!
3. bdog - July 29, 2008 4:13 PM
@2 - Get off this board, you freaking numbertard!

by K. Lee from Houston August 25, 2008

numbergasm

A Twitter hashtag word for when you have interesting numbers of followers, followed, and updates. Coined by @sroxy

#numbergasm! I have 1000,1000,1000!

by MrRoxy April 24, 2009