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Flaming Swompenoggle

Someone so ridiculous, annoying, creepy, and horrifying, that there is no way to categorize them as a loser, creeper, ect... because they dont quite fit the bill....
Joe Ward: WANNA HAVE SOME SEX?!?!?!

Me: NO! GET BACK YOU FLAMING SWOMPENOGGLE
by smarterthanhermione November 8, 2010
mugGet the Flaming Swompenogglemug.

Flaming Dragon

After the guy blows his load in the girls mouth he smacks her in the back of the head causing her to spit it out giving the effect of a dragon breathing fire
I gave that dirty slut Jessica a Flaming Dragon and she sprayed my load all over the wall
by Greg Walton July 23, 2006
mugGet the Flaming Dragonmug.

blue flame

To fart while holding a lit lighter a few inches from ones butt-hole. "You should have been there last night, when Jonny lit up a blue flame and burned his asshole"
by brogers July 11, 2006
mugGet the blue flamemug.

Flaming Conway

-adjective
1. A sexual move intended to be performed by homosexual men, in which after intercourse the "giver" pulls out a lighter and ignites the "takers" fart which results in a mass of fire.

-noun
1. An alcoholic beverage consisting of, but not limited to a shot of each of the following vodkas, mixed with a dash of sprite, lemonade and garnished with a cherry.
-Vanilla
-Raspberry
-Orange
-Peach
-Lemon
-Pear
-Blueberry
-adjective
1. Gary accidently singed Todd's eyebrows with his near perfect execution of the Flaming Conway.

-noun
1. After drinking only 3 Flaming Conways at the bar, yet still consuming around 21 shots, Sam had to be taken directly to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.
by Chessie K. January 12, 2008
mugGet the Flaming Conwaymug.

toot on a flame

The act of farting onto an open source of fire.
Thomas thought that around the campire it would be fun to toot on a flame.
by Sean B May 24, 2006
mugGet the toot on a flamemug.

Flaming Flipper

A sexual technique whereby a condom covered penis is swabbed with rubbing alcohol removing any lubricants. Aforementioned penis is quickly inserted into partners anus causing a vocalization akin to a porpose being set aflame.
"No, everythings fine officer. It was just the old Flaming Flipper."
by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 18, 2003
mugGet the Flaming Flippermug.

Flaming dragon

The art of consuming an entire bag of flaming hot Cheetos, and then taking a shit in someone's mouth.. Usually during sex.
"Dude, Bryan!!!! Did you give Barbara the flaming dragon yet?? It's been 3 months!".
by Bbcs/madden13 August 5, 2016
mugGet the Flaming dragonmug.

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