blue Mustang

A girl from age 13-21 with blue jeans. The most offensive term ever. In 48 out of 50 states, it is illegal for boys to refer to girls with blue jeans as "blue Mustangs."

The boy equivalent is blue Camaro.

I love my blue Mustang, but I can't refer to my girlfriend with her blue jeans as one when she's around.

by dangnuggets November 4, 2016

marinara mustache

After going down on a girl and coming up with blood on your mustache

I knew she had her period, so I went for it and got some bread sticks and a marinara mustache

by Jabbitt October 12, 2017

Pussy mustache

When a girl shaves her pubes into a mustache shape. Extra style points are often given if she achieves a handlebar shape and waxes the tips.

Your pussy mustache is tickling my sideburns, and I love it.

by Whiskey151 August 1, 2018

Orange Mustache

When you take a drink of Orange Juice and there is still some Orange Juice left above your lip.

Look mommy! I have an Orange Mustache!

by NostalgicMary on Roblox April 19, 2020

MILF Mustache

When a hot MILF gives you head and you blow your load on her upper lip.

She got me there and at the last second pulled off.... total MILF mustache!

by QAnont August 24, 2020

Dave Mustained

When someone gets kicked to the curb for somewhat valid reasons by either someone close to them or a group they were involved with without a fair warning or second chance, much like how thrash metal band Megadeth's founder Dave Mustaine was previously kicked out of heavy metal titan Metallica in a rather harsh and unfair fashion for drug use, alcoholism, and his behavior when under the influence. Double points if the person(s) doing the Mustaining do the same exact thing(s) they are Mustaining the other person for.

Guy: Dude my friend group totally Dave Mustained me.

Friend: What why?

Guy: They said I was an asshole and I wasn't as fun to be around anymore. I mean I was kind of an asshole at times but at the same time we all kinda were to each other. I can kinda understand where they're coming from, but no warning? No second chance? Did all of their experiences with me not mean anything to them? If they had gotten serious with me and said something I would have changed. Kind of uncalled for and out of the blue.

Friend: Damn dude, that sucks, I'm sorry. What a bunch of dicks.

by thewardenssbu April 16, 2021

the_mustached

it is a Moroccan @ nickname, which defines a man who loves boobs a lot.
Another definition: the mustached man is a man who appreciates the art that the woman's body gives off

Are you the kind of man like the_mustached man ?

by chiwa7d May 11, 2021