Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

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moises

A manipulative illegal immigrant who repairs homes and plays with women's hearts. He only loves married women who are citizens in hopes of getting a green card. He will go to any extreme to manipulate a woman even using his own mother and father. When all else fails he simply beats them to get his way with them.

Can that dude get alot of chics?
Only if he turns his Moises on.

by LaMigra71 November 2, 2010

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moist clam

to tie a string to your dick and the other side of the string to a loose tooth... then the man flexes his dick to pull the string to pull out the tooth

I couldn't find a door to use to get my loose tooth out, so i asked my boy friend to pull a moist clam to get it out

by Christian Jesus Thomas November 17, 2006

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