Sick Lighter, Bro!

A phrase used to mock middle-school kids (or any group of people for that matter) who find themselves enthralled by something dumb, in this case, a lighter.

This can be applied to anything, however, such as a group of kids showing off to each other.

Two friends pass a group of 8th-grade faggots taking turns admiring their new lighter.

Friend one to group of kids: "Sick lighter, bro!"

by hdubb16 May 21, 2011

spooge light

An ultraviolet flashlight. One that illuminates DNA when present.

That cheap hotel room lit up with DNA when I turned on my spooge light.

by cmag12 July 16, 2011

Human Light Bulb Syndrome

Typically a phrase used for typically novice bodybuilders or gym rats who only work upper-body giving them the appearance of a light bulb. They tend to over-compensate for aesthetics neglecting their legs sometimes entirely. This occurs until enough people have told them their legs look tiny, and they begin to do squats and other leg lifts.

"Have you seen how huge John has gotten?"

"Yeah but it's all upper body, he's suffering from human light bulb syndrome"

by halfstable August 2, 2012

dooget light

The doogiest doog of all time. What assholes smoke.

Man, I need to grab a pack of dooget lights before I stiff the waitress.

by mermaid jane December 29, 2013

red light runner

A person who doesnt mind having sex with a woman on her period especially during heavy menstruation.

"He didnt care I was on my period and he ran my redlight." He is a red light runner. menstruation scumbags sex tampons

by no.tap. December 31, 2015

dim light dime

A typically below-average looking girl whose attractiveness increases substantially in low light settings.

Guy #1: Man, that girl you got with was ugly af. 4 at best.
Guy #2: Shit dude, I swear she was at least an 8 or a 9. Total dim light dime, though.

by DirtySuth January 12, 2016

Amish Lighthouse

A sexual act requiring two people (preferably with at least one male) and a candle. The male lays on his back on the floor then pulls his body up over his head so he is resting on his shoulder blades and neck. The partner then straddles his face and puts the lit candle in the males butthole. The partner then proceeds to give the male fellatio until the candle burns out.

Man, my neck is so stiff from doing the amish lighthouse last night.

by FuktheGaze October 13, 2016